Answer these questions.... If you DARE

Do you have any pets? If so, have you told them that they were adopted?

Do you serve God? If so, then how do you cook him?

Do you watch TV every day? If so, will it run away if you won't?

Do you ever talk to yourself? What happens if you don't like what you hear?

Do you suffer through the Rat Race? What kind of cheese does your boss pay you?

What's your sign? Is it neon?

Yes, and yes
no and no
Yes and yes
Yep, and I get mad
Yes and 9.27 an hour
Cancer and no...it is speckled green.

Do you have any pets? Yes

If so, have you told them that they were adopted? They weren't they were made by restructuring my own DNA.

Do you serve God? We serve anybody.

If so, then how do you cook him? Medium Rare basted in a lovely Kiante.

Do you watch TV every day? No.

If so, will it run away if you won't? We keep it shackled. Though the chains rattling do keep us awake sometimes.

Do you ever talk to yourself? Who said that?

What happens if you don't like what you hear? By self inflicted arguments are legendary.

Do you suffer through the Rat Race? No, I quite liked Rowen Atkinson

What kind of cheese does your boss pay you? Moldy.

What's your sign? Fnord!

Is it neon? Hell yes!

Shhh! Our cat still thinks she's a human and that my parents are her parents.

I like my God cooked medium-rare with a bit of seasoning.

It's been so long since I've watched tv that I'd be surprised to learn if we still have one.

I've got an on-going battle between two of my three multiple personalities. Right now they aren't on speaking terms.

I only work one day a week and it pays government cheese.

Libra and I have it tatooed on my forehead.

>Do you have any pets? If so, have you told them that they were adopted?

Just tapeworms.

>Do you serve God? If so, then how do you cook him?

I serve man. Especially Freepers.

>Do you watch TV every day? If so, will it run away if you won't?

Of course I watch TV every day! It's my patriotic duty! Obey and Consume.

>Do you ever talk to yourself? What happens if you don't like what you hear?

I don't anymore. I got tired of losing arguments to myself. I now have adopted the Repub strategy of saying nasty things about myself when my back is turned.

>Do you suffer through the Rat Race? What kind of cheese does your boss pay you?

Muenster. Herman Muenster.

>What's your sign? Is it neon?

My sign is "+". I drive a Dodge, but it isn't a Neon, no.

Yes and they tell me I'm adopted every day.

Yes and I like my God well-done.

I never watch my TV and if it ran away, I wouldn't notice.

Yes and if I don't like what I hear I threaten to hold my breath until I turn blue.

Yes and not enough to feed my seven teenagers.

Aquarius with Aquarius rising - neon not required - it's painfully obvious, particularly in the workplace.

Of course I don't have pets. We share the abode with 5 cats who only told us last year that we were adopted.

The last time I served God, everybody got food poisoning. So now I just serve man.

I watch my TV carefully. It likes to sneak out to wild freeper parties on weeknights at 1 am. Umm, ARE there any wild freeper parties?

I no longer talk to myself. The cats told me it was bad for their sanity.

I am suffering through a non-Rat race of unemployment. The dole is standard Govt. surplus cheese.

My sign? No neon here.

Do you have any pets? If so, have you told them that they were adopted?

yes -yes

Do you serve God? If so, then how do you cook him?

no-consequently no

Do you watch TV every day? If so, will it run away if you won't?

no-consequently no

Do you ever talk to yourself? What happens if you don't like what you hear?

yes-we like to argue

you suffer through the Rat Race? What kind of cheese does your boss pay you?

yes-something with maggots

leo-no

Yes, I have pets, and no, I haven't told them they're adopted. I don't have the guts.

No, I don't serve God. It's not satisfying. I like to cook things I can see.

I usually watch TV every day. It entertains me. (Sorry, that's the best I could do.)

I talk to myself every day, and if I don't like what I hear, I imagine I am Skittles and KICK MY ASS!

I am a rat-racer of 25 years now, and I now earn the BIGGEST cheese EVER -- and boy, is it rancid. Law firms don't know from good cheese; they just think the SIZE of the cheese is all that matters.

Pisces is my sign, and I don't have a neon one. I do have some tetras, but no neons.

:loveya: MrScorpio!

Do you have any pets? YES
If so, have you told them that they were adopted? NOT YET
Do you serve God? NO
If so, then how do you cook him? N/A
Do you watch TV every day? NO
If so, will it run away if you won't? IT'S CHAINED DOWN :D
Do you ever talk to yourself? YES
What happens if you don't like what you hear? I CRY :(
Do you suffer through the Rat Race? YES
What kind of cheese does your boss pay you? RAR?
What's your sign? PIESCES
Is it neon? YES

Do you have any pets? If so, have you told them that they were adopted?

- I co-habitate with a non-human companion. "Adopted" doesn't define the relatioship.

Do you serve God? If so, then how do you cook him?

- Yes. Roasted in a tomato & basil sauce, with sangioviese.

Do you watch TV every day? If so, will it run away if you won't?

- The TV watches me. If it doesn't I will run away.

Do you ever talk to yourself? What happens if you don't like what you hear?

- I make myself sleep on the coach, until I apologize.

Do you suffer through the Rat Race? What kind of cheese does your boss pay you?

- YOU MEAN YOU GET CHEESE?!?!?

What's your sign? Is it neon?

- Here's my sign:

I didn't need to tell him he was adopted; his first foster-mother explained the situation to him quite nicely.

I serve God on alternate Wednesdays -- I like my God baked in a nice honey-mustard sauce or else marinated and then stir-fried. I'm not one of these "fava beans and a nice Chianti" types.

I never watch tv. I figure it can get along just fine by itself, and if it runs away, I don't give a rat's ass.

I talk to myself all the time. It does bother me a bit when I lose arguments with myself, though.

Right now I'm a PoMo Skinnerian -- I've constructed my own maze to run in, even!

My sign says "CAUTION -- BEWARE OF FALLING SNOW FROM ROOF IN ALLEYWAY" and it's just plain paint and wood. It's propped on the transom over my big living room closet!

So where are the rest of you comedians?

Bring us the funny!!!

Yes and no

No and no

yes and no

Yes I'm talking to myself right now.Sometimes I yell at myself if I have a disagreement with myself. (I think I've been alone too much)

Suffer through the rat race as an appraiser and it's really busy right now and I get 60% of everything I bill

My sign is a big red neon water bearer.