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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 07:47 PM
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I'm running out of condoms!!
Way too many kids this year. I wasn't prepared.

I got a few bottles of pepper spray, but then I'll be down to the kerosene canisters, then the anvils and trailer hitches.

I'm Running out of shit to give away.



What else is appropriate to give to kids? I'm new to this "Halloween door-begging" ritual.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 07:48 PM
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1. Crap, don't you have any pills lying about?
Check the medicine cabinet.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 07:50 PM
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2. Scissors.
Or any other sharp object.

You know how they like that stuff.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 08:23 PM
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3. you are terrible! Anvils and trailer hitches!


:spank:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 08:37 PM
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4. Leave a BIG bowl o' THIS on your doorstep with an "honor system" sign...
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 08:38 PM
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5. oh, oh... never thought about cough drops, and asprin and... well, hubby was snipped
so forget the condoms.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 08:38 PM
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6. Turn off the lights and go to bed?
No, on second thought...






(nice copycat)
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 08:41 PM
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7. Open the door and ask THEM for shit. nt
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 08:42 PM
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8. hey... that really made me lol. i held out four little taffy candies, looked and them and said
nope... not giving them up. they are mine...
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 01:44 AM
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12. Thats the spirit! nt
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kimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 08:47 PM
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9. Kittens
Give em kittens.
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 08:55 PM
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10. Nip bottles
I know it's a traditional Christmas stocking stuffer for kids as opposed to a Halloween treat but desperate times call for desperate measures.



I got smart and bought enough chocolate covered espresso beans this year for all the trick or treaters.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-31-10 08:59 PM
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11. MRE's
:D
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 01:53 AM
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13. You actually give them your own stuff? I just go out early and grab the bags from a few
of the smaller kids. Then, I give out whatever's in there that I don't want for myself...
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lovemydog Donating Member (414 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 02:52 AM
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14. glue - kids love to sniff it
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 06:57 AM
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15. I cleaned out my supply of spray paint cans
I think the neighborhood will be a lot more colorful.

:hi:
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 08:32 AM
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16. Bag-O-Glass™?
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 11:10 AM
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18. +1
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NickB79 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 11:00 AM
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17. Got any spare ammo lying around? nt
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