Your Father-In-Law lectures you about proper use of the bathroom fan.

davsand

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Mon Nov-01-10 02:57 PM
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Poll question: Your Father-In-Law lectures you about proper use of the bathroom fan.

Do you:

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SwampG8r

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Mon Nov-01-10 06:25 PM
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1. now take his

daughter back upstairs and dont worry about being quiet

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Liberal Veteran

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Mon Nov-01-10 06:29 PM
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2. In fact, have over the top bed banging against the walls screaming in pleasure good time.

Make it sound like an old time tent revival.

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SwampG8r

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Mon Nov-01-10 06:42 PM
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3. thats the ticket

so loud her mom cant look you in the eye anymore

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davsand

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Mon Nov-01-10 08:10 PM
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7. That might create a new issue since I'm female and married to his son.

I'm thinking that as straight laced as he is, he might REALLY have and issue with me having loud sex with his daughter...

:wow:

Laura

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nolabear

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Mon Nov-01-10 10:58 PM
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10. Even better. You can scream out HIS name at the proper moment.

Let your huby know in advance, of course. His wife? Not so much.

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siligut

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Mon Nov-01-10 07:18 PM
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4. Gee, is he always a boorish lout?

One time when we were having people over, Mr Gut used the main bath for #2. I yelled down the hall for him to at least light the candle I keep in there just for that purpose. He doesn't seem to notice. I felt sort of bad though. I think since he is your FiL, it would be best to hold down your irritation. But that is really pretty tacky of him, really.

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davsand

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Mon Nov-01-10 08:18 PM
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8. Yes, he really is a huge turd a lot of the time.

Over the 15 years I have been married to his son, there have been quite a few times that I have been told, "That is just how he is..." I have to admit that in the last couple years he's escalated to a whole new level--to the point that I've been tempted more than once to just give vent to my darker impulses. I have never suffered fools and assholes terribly well, and this has been quite the trial for me.

Left to my own devices I would probably have a nice pee in one of his floor vents just so he'd remember me after I went home.

:evilgrin:

Laura

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MiddleFingerMom

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Mon Nov-01-10 07:32 PM
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5. Not having BEEN there, I think it's even possible...

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rrneck

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Mon Nov-01-10 08:00 PM
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6. Other.

Stop by Taco Bell on the way over.

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davsand

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Mon Nov-01-10 08:25 PM
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9. Can you say, "Greasy chili with an egg salad sandwich?"

Oh my, yes, I have considered a trip to Taco Smell when on the way to that house. It might lend a certain... piquancy (shall we say?) to the visit.

Laura

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REP

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Mon Nov-01-10 11:08 PM
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11. "I thought your house always smelled like that."

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Mon Nov-01-10 11:26 PM
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12. Mention the number of times you've been inside his daughter.

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Skittles

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Tue Nov-02-10 12:28 AM
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13. YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK SOME FIL ASS, DAVSAND?

LEMME AT HIM

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