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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 03:18 PM
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How do I tell if I'm developing an unhealthy relationship with my iPad?
:shrug:
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 04:21 PM
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1. Are you touching it inappropriately?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 04:31 PM
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3. If it doesn't complain, is it inappropriate?
I don't think so!
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 05:07 PM
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9. Maybe it's afraid if it complains, you'll download some incredibly lame app, like Sexy Alphabet
http://krapps.com/2009/05/20/sexy-girl-talk-sexy-alphabet-iphone-app/
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 04:26 PM
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2. No means no.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 04:33 PM
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4. It doesn't say anything. It just lies there tempting me to caress it.
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 04:40 PM
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5. What do you mean "developing", you're already there bud.
Jealous?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 05:15 PM
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11. How dare she!
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 04:50 PM
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6. Tempting, or barely suppressing a kernel panic?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 04:53 PM
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7. Hahahaha!
:rofl:
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 05:03 PM
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8. Go ahead and laugh while it lies there, befouled with your greasy finger-leavings!
I'm so sorry my iPhone had to be part of this :cry: Thanks be my iPad is safe from preeeeverts!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 05:11 PM
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10. I use protection!
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 05:16 PM
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12. Kinky
Is your iPad wearing a tight, sweaty neoprene sleeve?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 05:19 PM
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13. When I want her to.
;)
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KatyaR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 07:28 PM
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14. Really, I think you should send it to me.
I'll treat it with the respect it deserves.... :rofl:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-10 11:12 AM
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16. Get your own.
:P
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-10 08:26 PM
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15. are you having sex with it, ohiosmith?
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-10 11:13 AM
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17. She's not that kind of device.
:eyes:
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-10 02:41 PM
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18. Classic signs of addiction
Is it interfering with your work, your relationships, you sleep patterns or your sex life?
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Kaleva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-10 02:47 PM
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19. If you start lusting for it, then that's bad.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-10 02:52 PM
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20. If you find yourself asking people how to tell if you have an unhealthy...
...relationship with your i-pad, you do.
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