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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:06 PM
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"Left nipple" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "left nipple".
Just had a fight with my boss about a left nipple.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:15 PM
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1. Tell your boss that there are a lot of us out here
who wished we had a "left nipple", or a right one...or better yet; both.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:30 PM
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3. Hahaha!
:hi:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:16 PM
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2. My left nipple is 12 years and some months old, which equates to mid 60's in people years.
Ouch!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:31 PM
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4. Funny!
:toast:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:36 PM
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5. Maybe I should have 17 left nipples
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:46 PM
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7. You need help.
:rofl:
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Glorfindel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:38 PM
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6. WANTED: Norwegian left nipple to marry
:evilgrin:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:47 PM
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8. Bwahahaha!
:rofl:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:53 PM
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9. left nipple. i am suppose to cut it. recipe does not say anything about peeling off the skin
Edited on Wed Nov-03-10 03:57 PM by Gormy Cuss

:hide:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 03:59 PM
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10. Bwahahahaha!
:rofl:
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Lucy Goosey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 04:09 PM
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11. Can anyone ID this left nipple for me?
(I'm at work, I don't have a photo to post here, use your imagination :D)
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 04:35 PM
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12. Hahahaha!
:hi:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 04:41 PM
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13. Left nipple. It's what's for dessert tonight.
I had to add it to that one, but it works, doesn't it?

:applause:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 04:46 PM
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14. Brilliant!
:toast:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 04:48 PM
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15. I could have done the eggplant one, but I almost passed out just thinking about it.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9542973&mesg_id=9542973
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Spike89 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 04:49 PM
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16. left nipple appreciation thread
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 04:59 PM
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18. Classic!
:thumbsup:
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Glassunion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 04:53 PM
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17. Left nipple you dumb motherfucker. You're done. Start looking for a job..
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 05:01 PM
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19. Hahahaha!
:toast:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 05:01 PM
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20. Why boys need left nipples. Slighty NSFW.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 05:05 PM
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21. I've been waiting for that.
:woohoo:
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Glassunion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 05:54 PM
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22. This is not 1994, Dems should hold their left nipples up with pride!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 05:55 PM
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23. :
:rofl:
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 05:56 PM
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24. Lun Lun had her panda cub today at Zoo Left Nipple!...
That's one odd zoo :o
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 06:00 PM
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25. Hahahaha!
:hi:
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 06:12 PM
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26. Nook COLOR Left e-Nipple announced
Must be one of the Major's from "Ghost in the Shell"
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 06:44 PM
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27. Good one.
:fistbump:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 06:49 PM
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28. Best death scene of a left nipple in a TV series.
You care to share what kind of job you have when you'll get into it with your boss about a left nipple?

This is the Lounge -- pictures are always a crowd pleaser.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 06:50 PM
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29. Genius!
:rofl:
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 07:30 PM
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30. Cenk Uygur: How'd That Left Nipple Thing Work Out For You?

;-)
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 07:34 PM
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31. Hahahaha!
:thumbsup:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 08:14 PM
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32. Spray more, get left nipple. n/t
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-10 08:28 PM
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33. I'm sick of supporting the left nipple.
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