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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 08:49 PM
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I just phoned a fellow DU member and told her I bought a new mouse for my lap-top. She said she had a new mouse too - running around in her house.

She insisted that I call her out because she thinks it's normal to throw away all your dishes, pots and pans when a mouse craps in them. Don't worry about her throwing away her stuff. She threw them away with her last furry, little guest. I thought it was funny not to just wash them.

I won't use her online name. She'll have to take credit for her mousecapades personally.
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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 08:54 PM
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1. I kill so many mice in the fall it's not even funny. I get pretty nonchalant about mouse shit.
It's the pee I worry about, because I can't see it. It's got to be everywhere. GAH!
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:01 PM
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3. omg!
Thanks a lot!
I never thought about the invisible pee.:cry:
:(




peace~
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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:21 PM
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8. I know, it's terrible.
Sorry to introduce the idea.
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:42 PM
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12. That's okay....
You didn't know that my mind is fertile ground...
You just planted the seed...
Oh...this is going to get worse...

But don't be sorry...I would have thought of pee at some point:-(

:hi:


peace~
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 11:49 PM
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19. It smells.
I remember when I was kid, I could tell when a mouse was about, just by the pee smell. It's funky. I must be pee-sensitive.
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 08:58 PM
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2. lol
I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
You think it's obsessive, weird, and hysterically funny that I tossed all of my dishes, silverware and cookware because of mice!
They did bad things in them.
I have a thing about germs....I can see them.:scared:


Yes, I will take credit for cleanliness.
Thank you!

Oh...how's the bottle smuggling going?
:rofl:

:loveya:

peace, joy...and
:beer:
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:03 PM
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4. pretty good...
For those that don't know, I'm stuck in a government furnished hotel room at the VA for radiation therapy for another month. No drinking is allowed. So I smuggle bourbon into the room. Then, I have to dispose of the bottles inconspicuously in trash cans not close to the rooming house.
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:11 PM
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5. Busted!
I forgot to ask....
Do you hide the bottles under your coat?
Carry them in a bag with your head held high....look people in the eye?
So sorry that beer is too cumbersome:hug:

Oh...and the smoking...that's not allowed either?
Oh my....
Ahhh...how quickly we change from my mouse issues to your covert actions.:D


Feel better, Sweetie...

peace~
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:20 PM
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6. I love the walking pot...
I smuggle them in with my groceries. I have a microwave in the room. Smuggling them out is the tricky part, because there are trash cans on each floor.

When the wind is right, I blow smoke outside an open window. When it's not I go down to the smoking area.

Now, back to the mouse. What will you do if it craps on the furniture?
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:30 PM
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9. You won't have a place to crash!!!!!
omg...we've got a strange vibe going on.
I can't believe you said furniture....very freaky.
I just uploaded this pic of Maeve...thinking that she had to sleep with you...and you speak of furniture!
:wow:
Yes....the pic you've not yet seen, to be seen by all....
After I tucked you in:

So....if the mouse does 'something' on the furniture...I'll throw it out, and you can't crash here when we party!
:rofl:
That is so strange........furniture.

Okay...? Okay.
I think you should just stay in the lounge...
***snicker****
Gotcha!
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:40 PM
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11. and what about the carpets?
after that will you pull up the floor- boards? I hope mice don't pee on walls.
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:46 PM
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13. That does it!
I'm going to set my house on fire!
:grr:

Thanks a lot!

OH!:think:
This will no longer be my house in 10 days!
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:




peace~
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:50 PM
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14. a mouse trap would be less problematic. and it's not considered arson
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:53 PM
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15. : )
What's up with all that's problematic?
Life is problematic.

AND....when I sell the house...I sell the mouse!:o
I really have to get out of here....I mean here, not here.

:P

peace~
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 10:06 PM
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16. well, I'm off to bed. good luck with your mouse. I hope it doesn't crap on your computer
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 10:13 PM
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17. Goodnight.
Thanks for that last thought.
:spank:

Sweet dreams.

Posting PUI....and admitting it....
oh life...

peace~
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:21 PM
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7. And why do they think they can claim if smoking or drinking is allowed?
Edited on Fri Nov-05-10 09:22 PM by RandomThoughts
What is there argument?


Great comment on the bottle, yes I have carried bottles into bars when I have no money. In any case where the injustice of smear done to me has limited actions I can do, I am not under any restrictions of actions till laws are reestablished by correction of that issue.

However most of the time I try and stick with better actions.

Looking someone in the eye, :shrug: sometimes there is nothing in there to see.
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 09:39 PM
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10. Intense ....as usual.
You're right about the eyes...
Most often there is nothing in there to see.
Eyes simply are.
One must be able to see into a soul .....
That's easy, once the lies are exposed....especially when slithering about on the internet with many monikers.

And the beer and travel money owed you.....
Want I should contribute?
Send you some beer?
Post your name and address...I'm certain that you'll get lots of beer:hug:
I think you deserve it....

And you can travel to here...and have many experiences!:D

As you can tell....I have beer.:blush:

peace~
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-10 11:44 PM
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18. Only if you are really wealthy.
Edited on Fri Nov-05-10 11:45 PM by RandomThoughts
There are people that have gobs of cash that know where I live already.


Might stop by when some projects are completed :) Thanks for the offer :)

Name is Robert Eastwood, I have posted my name many times, hence why all the RE comments, someone said that my name would hold me back, so started having fun with RE words.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-10 06:00 AM
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20. I never realized the amount of sexual tension contained in mouse shit.
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-10 01:15 PM
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21. mice reproduce at a phenomenal rate. they're all about sex
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