I have a 66% chance of surviving a zombie holocaust, according to this quiz.

Deep13

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Tue Nov-16-10 01:05 PM
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I have a 66% chance of surviving a zombie holocaust, according to this quiz.

http://www.gotoquiz.com/results/zombie_survival_test_6

Being old and fat probably hurt my chances. Plus it may have disagreed with some of my transportation and weapon choices.

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gizmonic

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Tue Nov-16-10 01:32 PM
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1. Me? Only 56% chance of survival.

That's depressing. I know I have a better shot of surviving than 56%.

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Deep13

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Tue Nov-16-10 01:57 PM
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4. I picked "regular car" over the more machismo vehicles.

I figured the Civic Hybrid would go a lot further than a 4WD truck. Maybe I lost points for that.

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struggle4progress

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Tue Nov-16-10 01:38 PM
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2. I figure it's kind of a wash

I have 0% chance of surviving a zombie attack and also 0% chance of actually dying in one

Plus, I'm not sure these online zombie survival quizzes are reliable: the last one I took seemed to give me survival credit for having friends and even more survival credit if I were willing to use wounded friends as zombie-bait, which seemed to me to be unclear on the concept "friend"

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Deep13

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Tue Nov-16-10 01:56 PM
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3. LOL. A lot of these survival scenarios seem to overlook the fact...

...that a zombie holocaust is impossible.

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bluedigger

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Wed Nov-17-10 01:28 AM
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8. Unreccing for unsubstantiated statement!

What? You got some private knowledge?

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Deep13

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Wed Nov-17-10 10:01 AM
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11. You can absolutely trust me on this BRA-A-AINS! ...whoa.

Anyway, there is no chance of a zombie holocaust. Defenses are just a waste of time and will only make you look foolish. Now if you excuse me, I think there is someone in that old farmhouse.

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LynneSin

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Tue Nov-16-10 06:36 PM
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5. I only got 42% but seriously, do I really want to live in a world where Zombies are invading?

Wait, I already do - they are called Teabaggers

:rofl:

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csziggy

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Wed Nov-17-10 12:03 AM
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6. I'm toast - only 27% chance of surviving. n/t

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bluedigger

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Wed Nov-17-10 01:27 AM
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7. 73% suckas!

"You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but you would die just before it was over"

I think I took a hit on my age...:grr:

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denbot

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Wed Nov-17-10 01:39 AM
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9. Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!! 32 fucking percent!?!?!?!?

I guess I should have raided the selfish survivors camp.

our results for this quiz have been calculated and are
presented below:
You are 32% likely to survive
 

You have an inkling of what Z-Day might hold, but overall you
are going to be Zombie chow. Remember, Z-Day won't be what
Romero and Synder portray it to be.our results for this quiz
have been calculated and are presented below:
You are 32% likely to survive
 

You have an inkling of what Z-Day might hold, but overall you
are going to be Zombie chow. Remember, Z-Day won't be what
Romero and Synder portray it to be.

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Supply Side Jesus

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Wed Nov-17-10 04:40 AM
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10. Only 45%?!

I figured my firearms training and readily access to them would get me higher.... :(

I guess I better learn to fly a Heli and exercise more !!

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guitar man

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Wed Nov-17-10 11:48 AM
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12. 84%

Presented with a survival of the fittest scenario I'm a cold hard SOB I guess :D

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dembotoz

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Wed Nov-17-10 06:11 PM
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13. you already survivied--the election was nov 2nd

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Deep13

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Thu Nov-18-10 11:43 AM
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14. Yeah, but the feeding frenzy does not start until January.

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