I need a new fantasy football team name

underpants

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Tue Nov-16-10 07:16 PM
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I need a new fantasy football team name

I change the name every week.

So far I have used:
42 - a "Hitchhikers" reference
Purity of Essence
Swine Flu - I was playing a Redskins ("The Hogs") fan
Rainbow Wildthings - my daughter gave me that one
and this week

Dolphin in a helmet?
with

as the avatar with
"How does the helmet stay *ON* with no chinstrap?" as a team logo.

Mind you this is an office based league with my boss's husband and co-workers in the league.

I thought I would tap into my "best people" to see what they had to offer.

Thanks.

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gratuitous

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Tue Nov-16-10 07:19 PM
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1. The skid marks

In honor of your DU handle.

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KamaAina

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Tue Nov-16-10 07:22 PM
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2. The Gropers

Perhaps never before, with possible apologies to Ahh-nuld, has groping achieved the cultural cachet that it has this week. :eyes:

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Lasher

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Tue Nov-16-10 07:47 PM
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3. The Losers.

No, wait. Maybe a little too self-defecating. How about The Bunnies?

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nolabear

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Tue Nov-16-10 07:57 PM
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4. Chickens of the Sea?

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Gormy Cuss

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Tue Nov-16-10 08:03 PM
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5. Blanda Brothers, Csonked Out, Namath Nylons n/t

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jobycom

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Tue Nov-16-10 08:23 PM
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6. The Unretired Favruhs! Or the Cowboy Zombies, back from the dead for one game only!

Maybe the Broken Clocks, with the slogan "This is our time! (One of them)."

Or if you want politics, call them "The Mission Accomplishers," with the slogan "We only score decision points."

Yeah, I'm not very good at this, but at least I have fun. :)

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Godhumor

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Tue Nov-16-10 08:56 PM
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7. Playing with Porpoise

Or some variation thereof.

I love bad puns, by the way. The current name of my fantasy football team is "Tebownious Monk" with a pic of Tebow sporting the friar haircut from preseason.

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petronius

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Tue Nov-16-10 09:08 PM
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8. I was thinking of Statement of Porpoise, or Porpoise Driven Life,

but yours is better...

Perhaps MIHOP(orpoise)?

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Mojambo

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Tue Nov-16-10 09:10 PM
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9. The Fear Boners. n/t

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underpants

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Tue Nov-16-10 10:34 PM
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10. Ha!

I will tell my dark hearted co-mingerly about that one.

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