For a mere 1Million bucks you can have this guy's life

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Starting bid: US $1,000,000.00

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Ends Apr-03-04 12:24:20 PST
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Start time: Mar-27-04 12:24:20 PST
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Item location: tallahassee
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MOVIE - TV - SONG RIGHTS to my life story...MUST read

Hello,

I have been told over there years that my life has been more interesting than most movies. After thinking back to what all I have been through, I would have to agree. This auction is for the movie / tv / song rights to my life story up until my upcoming wedding on July 24, 2004. Here is just a taste of some of my experiences:

1. I was a competitive skateboarder.....and I surf as well.

2. I broke my arm skateboarding and had to have surgery.

3. The doctor cut a nerve during my surgery and paralyzed my right hand.

4. Despite my injury, I began playing several instruments.

5. At age 21, I opened a surfwear store in my city.

6. I closed the store at 23.

7. I have been held up at gunpoint. (the day after I opened my store)

8. I have been attacked by a Barracuda.

9. I DJed for a local rock station for years......and have been to TONS of musical events.

10. I got in trouble for drug trafficking and had to do jail time.....that is a whole other movie in itself. hahahaha

11. I began DJing at clubs around the country, and writing dance music

12. Got signed to several record labels and had records/CD's released on various labels and distributed worldwide.....even topped some DJ charts. :)

13. Over the years, I have owned 10 cars, I have totalled 3 cars and nearly died numerous times.

14. FINALLY, I settled down and I met the girl of my dreams and will be getting married soon.