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masmdu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-10 08:44 AM
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Monday: Had a bad dream, the printer broke; woke up and puked on my wife's hair. She didn't notice
...and you?
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-10 08:57 AM
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1. I dreamed once that I was a German soldier in WW2...
and that a Russian soldier was about to get the drop on me. So I went to jump on him, but felt sluggish (because I was asleep). So I make a real effort to attack him. The next moment my wife was waking me up so I would stop hitting her. Oops. Sorry, Sweetie.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-10 09:08 AM
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2. I dreamt I had an audience with the Pope...
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...in my Maidenform bra. No, wait...
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...that wasn't a dream. It was a dream come true.
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Or was it? These dream worlds I live in can be so confusing.
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-10 09:12 AM
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3. Are you having a problem with communication?
That would explain the printer part, or you just think it is getting old or that it needs new ink cartridges. How could your wife not notice puke in her hair? That could be the communication problem right there.
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masmdu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-10 09:14 AM
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4. She STILL hasn't noticed....but usually bathes on Saturday...waiting
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-10 10:37 AM
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5. I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up half my pillow was gone.
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