3 men show up at the pearly gates at closing time

st peter says"whoever has the best story gets in the other two can go to hell"
the first man says "i came home early from work and i heard wild sex sounds coming from the kitchen,so i ran back there expecting to finally catch my wife with her boyfriend. she was alone but the window was open and when i looked out i saw a guy a floor under me hanging on the balcony. so i threw the plants from my balcony at his hands til he fell off but he landed on a bushy tree and was gonna be ok...i was so mad i grabbed the refrigerater and threw it over the balcony on top of the bastard and crushed him...then i had a heart attack and died..."

"pretty fuckin good story" st peter says high fiveing the first guy "you got a ways to go to top that one but go ahead"

the second man says "i was in my penthouse with my mistress and i must have had too much cognac because when i went onto the patio to use the gym equipment i was thrown over the railing by the treadmill.as i hurtled toward the rapidly approaching ground i started to grab balcony railings until i got a good grip on one and was able to stop my fall.while i took a breath before throwing myself onto the balcony and safety a man on the next floor up appeared and began shouting obsceneties and throwing potted plants at my hands.he hit me several times and i lost my grip.i was saved when i landed on a bushy tree and was relatively unharmed,laying flat and trying to catch my breath.then i looked up and i saw a refridgerater falling on top of me....the rest you already know"

"niiiiiiiice story" st peter said "ok number 3 ,your turn"

the third guy says
"i was in a refrigerater,naked ,minding my own business....."

Now, that's fucking hilarious!

Thank you!

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made me lol.

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