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The Lone Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-03 04:14 PM
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IT IS THE END OF TIME --- REPENT! REPENT!


I think it is in Zubzekiall 37 and 24. And verily the lights shall go out and cease to shine. It shall then come to pass that all shall go forth and don walking shoes. A mournful cry shall rise up from the multitude and mournful cry shall rise up to the heavens , “Ya stupid SOB you have us spending $600 billion in Iraq and we can’t keep the lights on in northeastern half of the U.S. of A. “
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-03 04:16 PM
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1. The stupid SOB
can't turn the lights on in Iraq, either! That $600 billion is going to Halliburton, Kellogg Brown & Root and Bechtel, who in turn will shove it into numbnuts' re-election campaign fund.
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-03 04:16 PM
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2. I've always wanted to find some Rich Holy Roller
on a day like this and offer him (w/paperwork) $10 for his big house - heck he's not going to need it since Jesus is about to be "take him home".

:)
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The Lone Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-03 04:22 PM
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3. LOL You want to bet they would start dickering with you over the price.
That going home stuff only extends so far. When it comes to money all bets are off.
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damnraddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-03 04:34 PM
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4. Wait! I haven't pented yet!
I meant to get all pent up, but I haven't yet -- so how could I repent?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-03 05:13 PM
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5. you are doomed to eternal damnation
there is not time left to pent, much less to pent AND repent.

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