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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-10 01:51 PM
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My hovercraft is full of eels. 
Drop your panties Sir William I cannot wait till lunchtime.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-10 01:56 PM
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1. You know, I hate when that happens.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-10 01:58 PM
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2. Min svävare är full med ålar.
:shrug: yeah,sure!
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-10 02:16 PM
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3. Do you WAAAAANT to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Edited on Wed Dec-22-10 02:21 PM by A HERETIC I AM
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.

Edited cause I gotta post the YouTube of the entire sketch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao


"Why on earth didn't you say WHY you wanted an adjournment?"

"I didn't know an acceptable legal phrase, m'lud."
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-10 02:45 PM
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4. My nipples explode with delight.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-10 01:37 PM
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12. I used to use that expression
to convey mock excitement.
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-10 02:53 PM
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5. Please FONDLE my bum!
"Ah, yes. Down the street, past the pub, and left at the light!"
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-10 07:06 PM
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6. I want to massage your grandmother.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-10 07:28 PM
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7. This thread is perfectly OK without pictures.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-10 08:59 PM
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8. That's NEVER good...they can sting ya!....nt
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-10 08:59 PM
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9. dupe
Edited on Wed Dec-22-10 08:59 PM by old mark
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-10 12:20 PM
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10. That California weather is terrible. n/t
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-10 12:25 PM
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11. Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon
...,egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam, or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-10 09:08 PM
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13. So that's where you've been...
A hovercraft full of eels is a dreadful situation.

I know nothing of Sir William's panties.
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