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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 08:50 AM
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Of course, MFM is no Jimmy Stewart... but he does alright in his unauthorized Xmas biography...
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 09:35 AM
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1. I almost sprayed the keyboard with iced tea - through my nose.
:rofl:
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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 10:10 AM
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2. Hey, what's wrong w/mediocre?
:shrug: Not a bad adjective all things considered. I'm more worried about the fact that you and all your friends appear to be roosters and not a hen in the bunch! *snort* :rofl:
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 11:43 AM
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3. You see George, If you hadn't made Mary spray out kids like a Salad Shooter....
She'd have finished highschool rather than getting knocked up by you when she was in the 11th grade.

(When you were...what 25-27? ....perv.)

Not only would she have finished highschool. She'd have gone on to college and medical school, George.

In fact, she was destined to be the one who finds a cure for Cholera, George.

Those children dying in Haiti, George?

They're dying because of you, George.

Oh. You want to climb up on the railing of the bridge and get a better look at the water?

Here. Let me hold your coat.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 11:50 AM
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4. We've under-estimated the power of mediocrity and now looks what's happened!
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 03:32 PM
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5. Aren't we all missing something here? I mean, wonderful or mediocre aside,
You're a chicken, Dude.

I'm just sayin'.
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