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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 03:56 PM
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I have got to get out of my freeper-ass town.
Between buildings with bible verses on them, buildings with huge GOP-related banners on them, restaurants playing Xtain rock music and Fux News, and assholes hanging outside the post office with pictures of Obama that have Hitler moustaches on them, it's enough to drive this liberal insane. And this is Southern California I might add. Where's a good place I should relocate to?
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 04:42 PM
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1. The Bay Area... but that'd be expensive
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 04:52 PM
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2. My dear Initech...
If you move just a little bit west, you will find things a lot more to your liking!

It will be more expensive, but you won't lose your mind...

I think anyplace on the coast would work.

:hi:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 05:41 PM
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6. Hah, I'd definitely pay a little more to save my sanity.
Seriously you'd think my town was the middle of Alabama or something but it isn't.
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 04:55 PM
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3. no you have to stay
like me you are behind the lines
you must make it safe to other democrates to be there
to become there
that they are not the only ones.
i have talked to folks who felt that letting people know they were dems would be harder than having folks think they were gay.
i have talked to folks who were afraid to have a democrat yard sign or bumper sticker.
March in the parades
volunteer at the county fair booth

folks will actually thank you for being there
and folks may spit at you--but remember, if you can ruin some nazi fucks afternoon by just being there--than that is a day well spent.

i have ruined many a nazi fucks afternoon and it is one of the best feeling i ever get.
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 05:53 PM
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7. That's how I feel where I live
It's my town as much as theirs. Doesn't matter if there's more of them than me. It's still my town and I have as much right to live here as they do and they can't do anything about it either.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 05:04 PM
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4. You just need to become more creative in dealing with the wackos
Work up a script. It's OK if the script is sorta crazy, cuz you're in California so everybody kinda expects crazy

(assholes hanging outside the post office with pictures of Obama that have Hitler moustaches)
You: OMG! It's Charlie Chaplin! I luuuv Charlie Chaplin! Does he have a new movie coming out?
Asshole: It's Obama
You: Chaplin is redoing Oklahoma? I luuuved Oklahoma!
Asshole: Chaplin was white
You: Yeah, his older films are all black and white
Asshole: Obama is colored
You: Yeah, most films nowadays are in color
Asshole: It's not Chaplin. It's the President
You: Whoa! Charlie Chaplin would make an awesome President
Asshole: This is the President
You: Charlie Chaplin is President? When was the election?
Asshole: Charlie Chaplin is dead
You: You're shittin me! The President is dead? Why isn't the Post Office flag at half mast?
You: (yell to passersby) Hey! These guys are talking about the President being dead!



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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 05:09 PM
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5. Awesome!
:rofl:
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