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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-11 11:12 AM
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Funny online translator from Translation Services USA
I found this web site where you can submit an English phrase. It'll translate texts from English, back and forth from up to 56 different languages, and back to English again. You'll see the results and end up in stitches.

http://funnytranslator.com/

"If life hands you lemons, make lemonade."

...56 translations later we get:

"Life and fruit juice."

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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-11 11:19 AM
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1. I tried "Give me liberty or give me death' which quickly was condensed to...
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..."Free or die" for about the last 40 translations or so, EXCEPT...
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...for the very last one (Yiddish), which was "Free or day"(?!?!?!?)
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Darn close to "Free... oy vay".
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:rofl:
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CurtEastPoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-11 12:59 PM
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2. I did 'all your base are belong to us' and got...
in 10 translations: "all your base are belong to us" but in 20 translations, got 'each of us'. Weird!
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-11 01:07 PM
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3. Funny online translator from Translation Services USA - - - >
Funny online translator from Translation Services USA - - - > Interestingly, the translation of the American Internet
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-11 01:18 PM
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4. "The best laid plans of mice and men." after 40 translations .....
"Mouse and human systems." :rofl:
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-11 01:20 PM
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5. JFK's "Ask not...." line after 40 translations ....
"National Government in their country, and asked what I ask."
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woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-11 01:22 PM
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6. This is an extremely accurate translator.
Edited on Tue Jan-04-11 01:22 PM by woo me with science
I put in "Change you can believe in."


I got, "Can you believe it's change."
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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-11 02:41 PM
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7. "The only thing to fear, is fear itself"
Croatian: "Just be afraid" :scared:...:rofl:

Cool site meow2u3! Thanks for sharing! :hi:
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 07:21 AM
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8. self-delete
Edited on Wed Jan-05-11 07:22 AM by meow2u3
dupe
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 07:21 AM
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9. The Croatians got it right
Especially 2-10 years ago :scared: if you know what I mean.
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 08:25 AM
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10. Your making a storm of the century comment.
Edited on Wed Jan-05-11 08:51 AM by RandomThoughts
Since that is the second reference to that film today.

As I have said before, I believe in the Constables statements in that clip about not making deals, but by no fear and concepts of openness.

I do recognize some think that way, and Steven King has many thoughts from a different perspective.

It is however against concepts of secrecy, if "little tall" was not secret, they would not have been able to make the wrong choice.

Steven King often tells both cautionary tales, as I said before I don't watch much horror films, but he does think on many ideas, although many filters in those stories, but still interesting.


Storm of the Century. Although not my beliefs in most of that story, except the Constable part. I don't listen to threats, nor the label traps, nor the bad correlations in that. Steven uses label traps in many of his films. I don't support secrets either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2anR5j4UdsE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB4Lzbceehw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z177YMSI6po
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tjKCCw01RQ

Such films are entertaining, but not what I think of as being real. It is all fear based, call their bluffs.


It is also the story from years ago when people thought they had to sacrifice children. Done to create much grief and sadness. Using fear to get people to agree to what they should not agree to.

There are many errors in that film, although it speaks of a few concepts also, it does not draw conclusions I agree with. Steven King many times has endings I disagree with, but it does bring up some things to think about and learn from.

Steven has many views against Christianity, you will notice in the last clip he reverses a statement said elsewhere but with total different meaning. A bad clip rarely do I think clips are as bad as those, but they are bad.

except as thoughts on where you draw lines, that film is a bit over the top, and I would have written that film differently. Maybe that's why I don't post on horror films.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 09:14 AM
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11. "Your making a storm of the century comment." becomes
"This creates a feedback century storm."
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 09:19 AM
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12. doesn't matter. Not relevant.
Edited on Wed Jan-05-11 09:58 AM by RandomThoughts
Although there was a post that followed the bad choice post with concepts of despair and no choice.

So with choice I like this post.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=118633&mesg_id=118672


Got the war cry in it also, that is also in this video.

Aerosmith - Janie's Got A Gun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A


Secondary confirmation :)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=118756&mesg_id=118777




Side note any comment on police requires the perspective so it flips around.

Makes a pretty good story on concepts, so liked the story, not about politics, about concepts.

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