Henry lost his virginity at the age of 110 and fathered 11 children.

Kaleva

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Tue Jan-04-11 11:49 PM
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Henry lost his virginity at the age of 110 and fathered 11 children.

Edited on Tue Jan-04-11 11:49 PM by Kaleva

"The tuatara can live well above 100 years. Henry, a tuatara at the Southland Museum in New Zealand, mated for the first time at the age of 110 years in 2009 with an 80-year-old female and fathered 11 baby tuataras."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_long-living_organisms

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuatara

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meow2u3

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Wed Jan-05-11 07:27 AM
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1. Their "kids" will be 2 on the 23rd

I wonder if this is a record for the oldest dad on the face of Modern Earth, on two legs or four. :shrug:

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rug

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Wed Jan-05-11 08:40 AM
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2. He was waiting to meet the right lizard.

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meow2u3

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Wed Jan-05-11 04:50 PM
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4. What took him so long?

:rofl:

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edbermac

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Wed Jan-05-11 04:44 PM
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3. Now how do they know he mated for the first time?

Someone was watching him 24/7 for the past 110 years?

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jobycom

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Wed Jan-05-11 05:03 PM
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5. He had one of those virginity bracelets.

Took the vow and everything.

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zanana1

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Wed Jan-05-11 05:19 PM
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6. ROFLMAO! nt

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