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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 12:53 AM
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Poll question: Ultimate restaurant poll. Which group should be excluded from restaurants?
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:54 AM
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1. I think both brats and dogs should be served in restaurants
.. as well as Calabrese and Louisiana Hot Sausages

http://www.topdoghotdogs.com/
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:54 AM
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2. Smokers. And smoking dogs. And smoking brats.
:shrug:

And smoking pitbulls nursing puppies (who will soon also be addicted to cigs).
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:59 AM
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3. There is a really deep metaphor to smoking.
Edited on Fri Jan-07-11 02:00 AM by RandomThoughts
Is that what you were talking about?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 08:51 AM
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4. Republicans.
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 08:58 AM
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5. Other: People who smack and slurp when they eat
Or talking with their mouth full or excessive farting, all reasons for expulsion. Of course I am kidding, Mr. Gut does all of this and I take him out to eat often. I just make sure we are sitting away from others, or next to crying babies, so no one pays any attention to us.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 09:28 AM
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6. Other: cats
Edited on Fri Jan-07-11 09:28 AM by meow2u3
Cats do not belong in restaurants, especially seafood restaurants.

A cat will saunter into the kitchen and steal the fish before the cook has a chance to send it to the server. :rofl:

Kitty will do one of these things to customers: 1) sit by the customers looking as if his or her owners slaves starved'em to death and beg for their meal; 2) jump on the table and steal the best part; or 3) jump on a lap, purring, and begging a customer for the fish/seafood/meat.

In short, cats in restaurants are four-legged brats.

:evilgrin:
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:29 AM
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10. You would not like Greece
At outdoor restaurants, there is always cats, always. I gave away most of my food, I loved it. Cook asked me I didn't like my food, I said I just liked the cats, he then thanked me for feeding his cat. :rofl:
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BillStein Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:12 AM
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7. loud people
of any age
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:13 AM
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8. The circumcised should not be allowed in restaurants. nt
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:01 PM
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19. Most of those who are circumcised didn't have a choice in that matter.
But I know you're kidding. :)
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:24 AM
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9. I like brats.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 07:27 PM
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23. !
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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:32 AM
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11. the parents of brats nt
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:43 AM
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12. Sushi.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 10:45 AM
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13. Assholes
The two-legged kind
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:09 AM
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 11:21 AM
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15. Neither
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 12:19 PM
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16. Non-tippers
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 12:55 PM
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17. You said it.
:patriot:
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 12:59 PM
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18. Kids. By far.
There's nothing worse than eating at a restaurant and some bastard child is screaming his head off and throwing a goddamn temper tantrum because mommy and daddy wouldn't allow him to have pudding, yet they do nothing to shut up the junior son of a bitch.
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snooper2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 01:19 PM
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20. Anybody younger than 28
And older than 41 :)
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 03:51 PM
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 04:47 PM
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22. Need more info
Is this exclusion from Olive Garden, or all restaurants? :P
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greendog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-11 07:53 PM
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24. Lock the screaming brats in the minivan with the rabid pitbull!
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