OK, whoever made the Amerigo Vespucci voodoo doll, you can take the hatpin out of my nads now...TIA.

Amerigo Vespucci

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Tue Feb-01-11 04:59 PM
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OK, whoever made the Amerigo Vespucci voodoo doll, you can take the hatpin out of my nads now...TIA.

Last night my cat, Seiko, started making that "water pump" noise she makes right before she's gonna hurl, and as much as I tried to direct her elsewhere, she hopped up on the bed unloaded cat food and kitty bile all over the comforter. And while I was able to pick it up quickly, the liquid sank down into the fabric, so I went out this morning to get some Febreeze, and while I was bending over dropped my sunglasses and the part of the frame that holds the right lens broke and the lens itself went careening across the market floor. I've Krazy Glued them back together, so we shall see.

But whoever set this shit in motion, a joke's a joke, so take that pin out...NOW!

:rofl:

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emilyg

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Wed Feb-02-11 12:48 AM
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1. Try stepping in slippers full of barf.

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