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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 12:53 PM
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"And my wife says 'You don't see Bill O'Reilly going on a USO tour.'"
"And I say, "Honey, that's not fair, Bill O'Reilly has no talent.'"

:D This show rocks!
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smartass Donating Member (223 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 01:12 PM
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1. Maybe Bill can show the troops his 2 Peabody awards.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 01:12 PM
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2. ROFL
You really ARE a smartass!!!

:D
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smartass Donating Member (223 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 01:14 PM
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4. I can't think of a better compliment! Thanks!
;)
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 01:14 PM
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3. Hi Fenris
and say :hi: to Mrs. Fenris, too!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 01:16 PM
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5. Mrs. Fenris? I was unaware I was married!
Edited on Thu Apr-01-04 01:17 PM by Fenris
:D:D:D:D:D

:hi: Howdy Midori! There's no Mrs. for me. I don't want to get married at 20. :D:D:D:D

I'm always looking though.;)
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 01:55 PM
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8. LOL, I just got it
Edited on Thu Apr-01-04 01:56 PM by CatWoman
that was a Franken joke, not a Fenris joke!!

:hi:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 01:56 PM
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9. Tee hee!
:hi:
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doc03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 01:46 PM
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6. I listened to O'liely yesterday he was talking how he can understand
Edited on Thu Apr-01-04 01:50 PM by doc03
how minorities and gays feel. Since he was discriminated against
by the people in rich neiborhoods because he was poor and from Levitown.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 01:51 PM
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7. And Irish! Oh, he plays that violin an awful lot.
"The Irish are the most repressed race in history...I know exactly how blacks feel...my people were opressed...my people were discriminated against in this country..."

You aren't from Ireland, Bill. You're from America. And you're white. No, you don't understand how any minorities feel.
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