"Lonely days, lonely nights, where would I be without my woman"...er, maybe "LONELY," Bee Gees?

Sometimes those Bee Gees can be so clueless, you know? Seems like they answered their own question and yet STILL found the need to write a SONG about it.

And one more thing, this "my woman" thing, I wonder if they introduce her that way at social events, you know, "Hi, I'm Barry Gibb and this is MY WOMAN?" Didn't Tarzan do that? Didn't he KNOW her name was JANE and yet still refer to her as "WOMAN?"

It's almost as if all that chest hair is cutting off circulation to their brains...or brain. Maybe they functioned like the Borg, you know? A "collective," where they were all linked by one central "thought unit"...Maybe the "B" in "Bee Gees" STANDS for BORG! Maybe they're sending a subtle thought to the masses that they are ready to take control over ALL of us through their irresistably catchy open-shirt chest hair disco tunes!

This is too much for me to grasp before my first cup of coffee. I'll have to come back and revisit THIS one later today.

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Love me some Bee Gees!

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