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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 12:32 PM
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Abe Vigoda, a narwhal, and Justin Bieber walk into a bar. The bartender says...
(tough one, I know - be creative)

FUCK YEAH!!!!!1!
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 12:53 PM
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1. The bartender says, "What do think this is...the DU Lounge!?".
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 12:57 PM
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2. And Abe orders a cheese sandwhich, the narwhal corn-flake batter fried chicken, and....
... the kid with the mop on his head breast feeds himself.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 12:58 PM
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3. ..."We don't get many pop-culture references in here."
Edited on Mon Feb-14-11 12:58 PM by Richardo
Abe: "At these prices I can see why!"

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MicaelS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 01:29 PM
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4. Hey, Abe, I thought you were dead....
Narwhal, I thought Unicorns were extinct. Bieber, don't take this the wrong way, but my daughter loves you, and I wish you WERE dead.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 01:32 PM
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5. "Hey Abe, where did you pick up the two girls?"
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 01:34 PM
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6. "Is this some kind of joke?"
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 01:37 PM
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7. "Where's the rabbi, priest and minister?" n/t
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 01:56 PM
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8. And the bartender says
"hey, you can't bring that in here, what kind of a place do you think this is?!"

Abe says "what, you got something against narwhals?"

bartender:

" I was talking about Justin Bieber!"

:hide:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 02:15 PM
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9. The bartender says, "Take it to the Lounge, ya punks."
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 02:51 PM
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10. ..."I thought you all were extinct!"
:P
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IcyPeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 04:04 PM
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11. who the hell are Arcade Fire?
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Shining Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-11 04:36 PM
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12. The bartender says...
Hey Abe, what's that thing impaled on the narwhal's horn?


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