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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:17 PM
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I am the Lord thy God
Thou shalt worship no other DUers before Me.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:18 PM
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1. umm but you arent hot
we only worship the sexy du'ers :P
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:20 PM
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4. Thy dance be not for everyone
Only thine sexy peoples.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:23 PM
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6. GOD I ALWAYS KNEW THIS
but you make no FUCKING SENSE
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:31 PM
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11. *smite*
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:19 PM
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2. "And STOP grovelling!"
"I HATE grovelling!"
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:20 PM
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3. Your A Bottle Of Dewars?
ok. if YOU say so! :shrug:
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:24 PM
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7. Who is this "Dewars" you speak of?
I defy you! Come - kneel before me, "Dewars"! Kneel before God!
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:21 PM
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5. also GOD
do you really protect the innocent ? (read my signature)
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:29 PM
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9. When I choose it
My son requiredeth an "asswhupping" once. Did not thou seeth The Passion? No man may enter the kingdom of Heaven without paying thy $9 ticket.
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FunBobbyMucha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:27 PM
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8. Well, then, hope you got the letter and I pray that you can make it better
down herrrrrrre. I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer.

Wait, strike that last part.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:36 PM
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15. I have cast the infidel Nelly into Hades
That "herrrre" thing buggeth the shit out of Me.
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:30 PM
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10. dost thou truly support the chicago cubs?
Edited on Thu Apr-01-04 02:30 PM by Insider
is there evidence of your wonders in their dugout?
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:34 PM
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13. All happens according to My plan
If thou worship Me correctly, I shall instruct thine on when to place bets.
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:35 PM
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14. roger that, chief
see you at my bedside. i'll be the one on my knees.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 02:34 PM
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12. I am giving odds on Cthulhu taking the God of Python
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