If playing the field, ALWAYS refer to all of your lovers by a consistent pet name -- like "Honey".

MiddleFingerMom

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Tue Feb-22-11 09:03 PM
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If playing the field, ALWAYS refer to all of your lovers by a consistent pet name -- like "Honey".

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Chan790

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Tue Feb-22-11 10:26 PM
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1. My pet-name for my assorted bedmates is "love".

I just think it sounds charming and British; somewhat rakish yet refined as well.

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MiddleFingerMom

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Tue Feb-22-11 11:08 PM
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2. I've been alone -- ALONE -- so long that I'm afraid my next partner...

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...in the immediate "afterglow" will ask, "Um... is there some OTHER MiddleFingerMom that I should know about?"
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