You Do Realize We Are Breathing Air Exhaled By Everyone Who Has Ever Lived

SPKrazy

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Wed Feb-23-11 01:24 PM
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You Do Realize We Are Breathing Air Exhaled By Everyone Who Has Ever Lived

Its getting a little stuffy though!

:rofl:

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hobbit709

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Wed Feb-23-11 01:37 PM
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1. And water that's had crap from every living thing in it.

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Bake

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Wed Feb-23-11 01:58 PM
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4. W.C. Fields ... "I don't drink water ..."

"Fish f**k in it."

Bake

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Arugula Latte

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Thu Feb-24-11 01:37 PM
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16. Water is two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen, and all parts dinosaur pee.

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LynneSin

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Wed Feb-23-11 01:42 PM
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2. We've been breathing the farticles of all the farts ever farted

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hobbit709

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Wed Feb-23-11 01:48 PM
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3. Recycled dinosaur farticles.

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struggle4progress

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Wed Feb-23-11 01:58 PM
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5. Hmph! You maybe. Me, I inspect my air before breathing it: I toss out the used molecules

before they harm my lungs

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MilesColtrane

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Wed Feb-23-11 02:13 PM
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6. I wish Tacitus had layed off the garlic a little bit.

PHEW!

Mama Mia!

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JustABozoOnThisBus

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Wed Feb-23-11 04:33 PM
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7. Hey, who cut the cheese?

We are breathing gases emitted by every living thing with a digestive tract. And emitted by every refinery, every steel mill, every paper mill, every pig farm, every slimy ooze that grew in mud.

Ain't it great?

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kedrys

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Wed Feb-23-11 10:45 PM
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13. I apologize for that - one of the cats evidently had the garlic chicken

Even the litter box is looking for the door at this point. :P

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applegrove

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Wed Feb-23-11 06:15 PM
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8. We all also have at least one molecule that was in Shakespeare in our bodies.

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madinmaryland

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Wed Feb-23-11 07:16 PM
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9. Thank god for trees! The thought of breathing Rush Limbaugh's exhaust...

:puke:

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dimbear

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Wed Feb-23-11 07:57 PM
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10. Wait a minute. What about the baby that was born on the 1987 Russian

mission to colonize Venus?

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triguy46

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Wed Feb-23-11 09:43 PM
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11. Are you sure about this? Photosynthesis has some role to play.

On the molecular level perhaps we are recycling carbon dioxide to regain oxygen. In "air" there's roughly 20% oxygen for us to inhale. In exhaled air, about 15% oxygen. So that is in the recycled pool. The exhaled CO2 is used by plants with O2 being released. So this is not as bad as it may seem.

That said, it would be nice if people would brush more and eat less garlic.

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rug

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Wed Feb-23-11 09:48 PM
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12. And whose tiny particles of shit are you inhaling when you smell a fart?

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old mark

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Thu Feb-24-11 12:29 AM
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14. Farts, too.....nt

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old mark

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Thu Feb-24-11 05:35 AM
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15. ...and not just from humans, either.....nt

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SoCalDem

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Thu Feb-24-11 04:07 PM
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17. I like the smell of smart air.. freeper air? not-so-much

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Bake

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Thu Feb-24-11 04:11 PM
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18. I think somebody needs a Mentos!

The FreshMaker!

Bake

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Book Lover

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Thu Feb-24-11 05:48 PM
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19. So I'm breathing air exhaled by Freddie Mercury?

I can live with that.

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