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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 03:34 PM
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Any fans of Breaking Wind in the Lounge?
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 03:43 PM
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1. BAD madinmaryland. BAD.
They why am I grinning?
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 04:28 PM
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2. Pull my finger
It's an ill wind ...
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 06:51 PM
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3. Geez, could you at least open a window?
:rofl:

Bake
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 07:13 PM
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4. And let that finely aged aroma get away??
:P
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 07:26 PM
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5. Or light a candle
On second thought, don't ignite anything ... the whole place might blow.

:rofl:

Bake
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 07:49 PM
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7. Has my wife hijacked your account, Bake???
She has said the same exact thing to me!!

:rofl:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 08:25 PM
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12. No, but my wife said the same thing to me!
The same evening she made a big pot of chili!

:rofl:

Bake

Which reminds me, Skinner, can we possibly get a fart emoticon?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 08:36 PM
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15. Heh! Like this...

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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 08:40 PM
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16. How'd you do that!!!
Yes, just exactly like that!

:rofl:

Bake
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 08:43 PM
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17. Google is your friend!
try googling "fart emoticon"

:rofl:
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 07:29 PM
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6. That's disgusting.
http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

The best one is 'what are you saying?' on the top row.

IBTL
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 07:51 PM
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8. 8 replies
and none from MFM? uh oh, hope he's OK
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 08:14 PM
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10. I don't like to brag or nothin', butt...
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Kaleva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 07:59 PM
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9. Anyone been kicked out of the bedroom for excessive gas?
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 08:27 PM
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13. I confess, it has happened ...
A large pot of chili was involved. Can you believe that? She cooks the chili, and then expects me to eat it and NOT fart!

:rofl:

Bake
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 08:28 PM
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14. Bedroom, hell !!!
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"The other lads were ready to kick Ringo out of the band (and possibly
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of time, he finally promised to quit (his constant smirking encouragement
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Tyrs WolfDaemon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-11 10:15 AM
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18. Not out of the bedroom but...
Black eyed peas give me really bad smelly ones.


Really bad ones.



Many years ago my family and I were on our way to Laredo to visit family.

I had an entire bowl the night before without telling anyone.



The first one slipped out on the South side of San Antonio




My dad pulled over and kicked me out until I said I was done.




I wasn't :evilgrin:


We repeated that every twenty minutes until we hit Cotulla. (about 90 miles)
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-11 10:26 AM
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19. That much gas makes me think they were probably brown-eye peas. n/t
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Tyrs WolfDaemon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-11 10:38 AM
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20. Between you and me...
We stopped at the DQ in Cotulla and I left my under-ware in the bathroom.



I felt kind of bad about that

but that feeling passed as I got back in the truck with a milkshake.
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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-11 11:12 AM
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22. Yes. My SO and the dog have been kicked out
on numerous occasions. They always blame it on each other, therefore they BOTH get banished to fight it out amongst themselves. :eyes:

Meanwhile, after the stench clears, I'm comfortable and warm in my nice cozy bed. :-)
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Kaleva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-11 11:12 PM
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23. Even when my wife has bad gas, it's still me that gets booted out of the bedroom
Edited on Thu Feb-24-11 11:13 PM by Kaleva
She says she's too embarrassed to have me sleep in the same bed with her when that happens so I must sleep on the couch in the living room for the night.
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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-11 11:27 PM
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25. Women don't have "bad gas"
Just kidding... Honestly!!! :shrug:


No, I'd be lying if I said it didn't happen for us too, but at least we have the decency to leave the room. Seriously! I go up in to my grown, and out-of-the-house daughter's bedroom...

... Ummm unless I'm in a mood to pay those 2 jokers back. :evilgrin:
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MrMickeysMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-11 11:34 PM
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26. Ever been a victim of "Dutch Oven"?
I damn neared karate chopped Mr. Mickey's Dad for doing that one.

Of course, the cats didn't mind... They just do that little thing where their lip curls up and they open their mouths.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-11 08:20 PM
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11. Beef Jerky gives me wind something terrible
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-11 10:52 AM
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21. fans are useful in this situation. nt
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-11 11:14 PM
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24. Your gas has its own fan club? n/t
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-11 08:04 AM
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28. Yeah but they're oscillating bastids.
:o
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MrMickeysMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-11 11:41 PM
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27. Some well deserved praise...
.... for the hard work you've done on this thread... Whoo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo9kJZvYBB0
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