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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-11 06:19 PM
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
I just ate an enormous amount of food.

3/4 of a meatball sangwich, mozzarella, sweet and hot.

1/2 of a family sized container of baked mostaccioli with meat sauce and covered in cheese.

i've achieve extreme gut blowout.
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-11 06:28 PM
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1. Is this confession or bragging rights?
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-11 06:33 PM
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2. sangwich...what regional dialect is that? sammich is a dialect I got ju? nt
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-11 06:36 PM
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3. Was there a holiday my Italian mother missed?
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-11 06:44 PM
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4. Be sure to clear a path to the bathroom tonight.
And lay in a good supply of TP. You're going to need it. :ewvilgrin:
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NuclearDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-11 07:33 PM
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8. Also have a plumber on speed dial, a plunger handy, and an enormous amount of Febreeze
Edited on Sun Feb-27-11 07:33 PM by NuclearDem
Lessons learned from ChiliTacoghetti night.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-11 06:56 PM
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5. A waffer-theen mint? Aw sir, it's only a tiny little thin one. (warning GRAPHIC video)
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(graphic images of datasuspect eating and exploding)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJZPzQESq_0
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RichGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-11 07:16 PM
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6. Give me your address and I'll...
Call 911 for you. You won't be able to dial once those chest pains start.

If you survive...rent the movie "Heavy" with Liv Tyler. There's a scene where a guy eats spaghetti until he busts...literally.
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Ahpook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-27-11 07:20 PM
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7. Around, ohhh 2AM
Play this tune

It makes bad things pass:)The poops, bad relationships, all the same? :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ1Yx_iyurs
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