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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 07:29 AM
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Share your poetry about the zombie apocalypse
Or read mine: http://ungodly-in-olympia.blogspot.com/2011/03/sonnets-from-zombie-apocalypse.html
the three finest sonnets you'll ever read about the zombie apocalypse (until somebody else writes one)
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 07:58 AM
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1. Mine.
Zombies! They live! Run!
Aaaaaaaagh! Aaaaaagh! My foot! Nooo! *chomp* *chomp*
Br-bra-ai-iii-ins!

(It's a haiku)
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 08:56 AM
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3. Awesome! n/t
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 08:32 AM
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2. My zombie friend's who wishes to remain anonymous:
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(It's also a haiku.)
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Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!
Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!
Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 08:57 AM
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4. Tremendous self-discipline on his part
or maybe he couldn't find any brains.:)
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tainted_chimp Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 09:01 AM
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5. ...
I hope they leave a toe.

I need to hitch a ride home.






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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 11:44 AM
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7. Beautiful! I'm verklempt! n/t
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 09:14 AM
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6. My Zombies poem.
Can haz brains?
Please please please please please
Nom nom nom.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 11:45 AM
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8. If somebody hasn't already started the zombie lolz site ICanHazBrainz, they should
:P
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 12:35 PM
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9. Leg-dragger's Lament
Edited on Sun Mar-06-11 12:36 PM by dawg
Leg-dragger's Lament
a poem by dawg

Oh, cruel fate that left me thus
A slow-moving Romero-type zombie
Shuffling undead corpse
I crave more than just brains

Feasting on the flesh of the living
It's no easy task as your body rots away
They move so fast, they taste so good
My only pleasure is devouring them

My eternal torment, only slightly abated
By the sweet juices of their bodies
And the rich music of their screams
Only to see the hunger return sevenfold

My destiny is oblivion
Just like theirs, there is no hope
When they are gone we will all suffer
This apocalypse is for us all
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 02:17 PM
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10. Good job! n/t
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