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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 05:46 PM
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The Cursive Confusion of all CAPTIONS!!!


W. is "thinking": "Boy! Ain't they going to be surprised when they see I've signed with my new campaign name instead of boring ol' 'George W. Bush.' Now, let's see, that's D . . . U . . . . C . . . . K . . . (space) . . . W . . . A . . . D. There! Now watch the room light up! Wow, this is going to be great!"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 06:46 PM
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1. W is thinking: if the Founding Fathers were so damn smart
why didn't they think about the unborn and write them into those old papers people talk about sometimes ... thank goodness Duck Wad comes along to cross my eyes and dot my tees to help them forget what I can't remember ...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 10:44 AM
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5. Whoa! Some serious wire-switching and switch-
backing, as they say!

:toast:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 11:48 AM
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10. well, yeah, I mean Robertson and Falwell say this country was founded
Edited on Fri Apr-02-04 11:54 AM by cosmicdot
to be a narrow-minded, fundamentalist, Leviticus Nation and stuff despite what history says ... the foreskin fathers must have been distracted with all that liberal, if not down-right leftist radical stuff like freedom, liberty, pursuit of happiness Democrap that they overlooked pregnancies in Conestoga Wagons and on the Prairies, westward ho and stuff ... good thing Duck Wad is here at the right time in the right place to make things right-wing because they were too busy to have the vision of my 1st and 2nd coming being democracy revolutionaries and stuff, which is unAmerican and unPatriotic today ...

... all your base body parts are mine ...

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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 06:48 PM
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2. hurry, tonight is bosco night!
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 07:18 PM
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3. Man, if they knew I can't read what I'm signin'...
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 08:33 PM
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4. "If you're not a rich, WASP republican fetus,
your right to life ends at birth."
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 10:47 AM
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6. 1, 2, 3, 4
wow, i am glad they taught me to count, with connecting the dots i can sign my name to these here papers.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 10:56 AM
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7. Honey we DID IT! We forced our tragedy into law
:thumbsdown:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 10:58 AM
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8. W(note to Rove):Good jobe getting women around me when....
I sign a law about their bodies, much better than the last time.
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 11:07 AM
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9. "Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought I'd be writing to you..."
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