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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 09:54 AM
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Would someone please tell the cat with the freakish sweet tooth that
she does NOT like oranges?

I'm trying to get some work done from home today - all those loud meowing interruptions during my snacks...! :rofl:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 10:13 AM
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1. Just fucking give her a slice. That usually shuts them up. Not always.
My wife tried that with her dog (Sheltie) when she was just a puppy - pizza with habanero sauce. The dog figured, "Mama likes it, so I might!" and now she actively seeks out snacks with hot sauce on them. Fortunately the border collie does NOT like hot sauce of any kind so a few sprinkles of the cheap shit people use for "hot wings" (hot sauce for wimps) will keep her out of the trash.

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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 12:01 PM
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2. I already had to share my breakfast bar
I'm on a slippery slope here. :P

She screams at her toys too. Maybe she thinks I am one.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 12:04 PM
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3. When you share your icecream cone by letting the cat lick from the other side, you're royally fucked
Just a PSA.

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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 01:00 PM
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6. It's 50-50 which one of us is going to give the other one a cold first
I'm screwn, to be sure. :P She takes small bites out of my breakfast bars.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 02:11 PM
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9. Cat kisses are fine. It is when you wake up with the cat's ASS on your face that's a problem.
Cat owner = been there.

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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 12:08 PM
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4. I've known cats with a sweet tooth.
I had one who opened a kitchen cabinet and climbed to the top shelf to get at a pecan pie that was covered in plastic wrap.

I was so amazed that he got what he was after, I couldn't be mad at him when I saw him munching away.

Now, a cat liking anything citrus...THAT'S freakish.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 12:59 PM
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5. The weird thing with that is that cats, all cats on Earth, are supposed to be
genetically incapable of tasting "sweet". They lost those taste buds sometime in the course of their evolution.

Housecats, tigers, lions, any and all cats.

To be fair, Evie scrunched her nose and declined the slice. :rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 01:10 PM
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7. I'm guessing, then, that these are not part of your kitty cabal?
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 07:59 PM
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11. OK, that was amazing!
If I tried that with the hordes, well... :scared:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 01:16 PM
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8. P.S. The Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger _loves_ sweets. His special favorites
are homemade whipped cream with vanilla, chocolate chip cookie breath/dough/crumbs, and mint-flavored toothpaste. And he's a BEAST about it if any of these are within the range of his very keen nose. :yoiks:

But we have to be careful about indulging his sweet tooth. Ginger has dental problems since he was a kitten and has to undergo general anesthesia for ultrasound teeth cleaning every year to 18 months. (He also has had kidney problems, and teeth problems can exacerbate kidney problems.) Getting him into a cat taxi for a visit to the kitty dentist is such a drama/trauma (for him AND me), and general anesthesia is such a worry that we really don't want to accelerate the cleaning/anesthesia schedule, now that he's almost 12 years old.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-10-11 07:57 PM
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10. Evie had jaundice last summer
I try to give her as little people food as possible, but if I refuse to share, she piddles on the bed, willful little thing...

She and her brothers will be 10 on April 6. Socrates likes strawberry yogurt. Plato once ate the whipped cream off a Starbucks raspberry mocha frappucino - and I found out when he gave me a raspberry-scented kitty nose kiss 5 minutes later. :rofl:

:hi:
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