Billy the Mold Spore visits the Easter Bunny, pt. III

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Thu Apr-01-04 07:42 PM
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Billy the Mold Spore visits the Easter Bunny, pt. III

"How come we can't see the Easter Bunny?" cried Billy the Mold Spore.
"Because we're Jewish," said Mrs. Billy the Mold Spore.
"How come you agreed to go see the Easter Bunny a few minutes ago?" said Billy the Mold Spore.
"Billy, mommy is hopped up on mold crack, which makes her prone to lying about stuff, like the Easter Bunny."
"Ah, mommy, can you get off the mold crack?" said Billy the Mold Spore.
"Yes, but I don't want to," said Mrs. Billy the Mold Spore.
"Why?"
"I don't know, stop HOUNDING ME WITH QUESTIONS!"
"Mommy?"
"WHAT!"
"Al Gore is at the door."

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