The War on Drugs is sucessful!

So far, with the war on drugs still in full effect, we've managed to destroy the lives of untold TENS of THOUSANDS of folks! Whoopee!!!

Yep, prohibition is such a good idea, it's not only helped stimulate the economy in the world of the For-Profit Prison industry, but its also given our cops the most noble of all assignments: to destroy funny plants!!!!

Nothing less should be instituted than making every American take weekly urinalyses in order to keep their citizenship! What WOULD Jesus do indeed!!!!

Hell, I think we need to go after all those folks sitting easy with cancer and terminal pain - and make them just say no too! Pain is a gift from God, dontchyaknow? It's an opportunity for Grace! And here these folks are being robbed at such a holy pursuit - its despicable.

I think we need to give all American Anabuse daily, as well as doese of Naltrexone. That way they'll also have an opportunity at such grace! Praise be!

Oh, and just in case you took all this seriously, here ======> :sarcasm: