What would be your excuse if you got caught carrying enough ricin to kill over 4 million people?

:wtf:


For your information: 30 micrograms of ricin (ingested) can kill an average adult. Thomas Lavy was carrying 130,000,000 micrograms of ricin.

If you do the math, that's enough ricin to kill roughly 4,400,000 people.


Is that not the craziest fucking thing you've ever heard?

As thinking that Tom Lavy is not a terrorist because he's not a mooslim furriner.

terrorist who got caught, thankfully.

:yoiks:

That's probably a far worse punishment.

Oh, now I get it.

"Thomas Lavy" is not an Arab name. Therefore, this story must be made up. :sarcasm:

i suppose he had some evil plot a brewing in his disturbed brain, we'll never know now

Come on. You get a keg. You get a crate of ammunition. You put up a sign in the local bar, "Coyotes and Beer!" and invite every good ol' boy in town to a coyote shooting fest at your farm.

And you don't have a coyote problem anymore.

I bought it to make some ricin chicken or some chicken and ric(in):silly:

Reason number 10: Gee, officer, I didn't know. I thought it would only kill about 2 million people.

Reason number 9: Um, this stuff? It's just cocaine.

Reason number 8: Ah, I was just holding it for this guy I gave a ride to. He gave me ten bucks and said it would make the chicks horny. I dropped him off in Ottawa.

Reason number 7: How many people live in Ottawa, anyway? Less than 4 million?

Reason number 6: Sure it's deadly, but it tastes great on beignets!

Reason number 5: The Steelers must not win another Super Bowl. The Steelers must not win another Super Bowl.

Reason number 4 that I would give to explain why I had enough ricin to kill four million people: You know, officer, it really wouldn't stretch that far. I mean, 4 million would be a best-case scenario, assuming I could deliver each dose perfectly to each victim and not waste any due to wind patterns or water contamination. Some of it would undoubtedly be inhaled by animals, and many people would receive larger than necessary doses, while it skipped over others altogether. I was really figuring on a 35% success rate in a town like Spokane, and even that would be optimistic.

Reason number 3: I told Chuck Lorrie he'd better not fire me.

Reason number 2: The Second Amendment guarantees my right to keep and bear ricin.

And the number one reason I would give as to why I had enough ricin to kill four million people: Gee, officer, in retrospect I should have bid on the Virgin Mary toast.

:applause:

Now I can start my day!