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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 09:59 PM
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Caption the asshole!
Edited on Thu Apr-01-04 10:07 PM by SMIRKY_W_BINLADEN


FHASHBACK:

"DAMN! That was was some good shit I had this morning, pure Colombian flake."
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 10:01 PM
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1. Look guys little Georgie can write his own name!
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HalfManHalfBiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 10:07 PM
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2. Ha Ha. Little Georgie Let One.
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 10:12 PM
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3. 'Sycophants Anonymous' meeting has simultaneous relapse!
n/t
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mac1000a Donating Member (141 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 10:14 PM
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4. They're all so proud of me, I spelled nuclear right!
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-01-04 10:19 PM
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5. Look! I can color inside the lines a lot better now!
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 01:38 PM
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14. Ah yes but can he sharpen the crayons by himself or..
does someone have to do it for him?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 12:15 PM
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6. W surrounds himself with the diversity which is Homeland Amerikkka
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 12:21 PM
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7. To the delight of the extreme right wing Fundies,
Bush signs the "Protect the Fetus, But Screw the Child Act."
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 12:22 PM
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8. Sure can tell that Karen Hughes is back....
He didn't sign it with just the white male old fart cadre he had surrounding him last time.

Karen may be smart, but the little jackass is still a fucking moran.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 12:24 PM
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9. W. is "thinking": Gee, I gotta have some Duck Wad pens made so I can
give them away at ceremonies like this one. They'll be really valuable someday, and it will get more people on board with the Wad. Boy, I can't hardly wait!"
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amandae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 12:27 PM
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10. How do you spell that again? oh ... G-E-O-R-G-E ....
and in the background "Stupid ass .... keep smiling, keep smiling!"

:hi:
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 12:58 PM
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11. the whole world watches and smiles as
George signs the confession to 3,000 counts of murder, Embezzelment, Drug Dealing, Tax Evasion, Fraud, Rape, and Driving under the influence
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 01:22 PM
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12. "ok...."
"...Yuck yuck yuck..And the next line will be...."Your son died while bravely serving his country looking for those weapons of mass destruction". "That ought to shut the parents up".
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 01:23 PM
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13. I wonder if I should tell the chick in gray about
the new conditioner my hair dresser gave me?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 01:48 PM
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15. and, with a stroke of a pen, I hereby pardon ...
... me ...
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 01:49 PM
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16. I'll sign it as soon as I'm done peeing, Geez. Chill out.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-04 01:50 PM
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17. "Wait, wait! 'References.' How's this? 'Adolf Hitler.'"
n/t
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