Okay, be honest: when you hear the term, "cock-fighting ring"...

Dr. Strange

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Tue Mar-29-11 11:34 AM
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Okay, be honest: when you hear the term, "cock-fighting ring"...

what comes to mind?

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geardaddy

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Tue Mar-29-11 11:36 AM
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1. IBTL

:popcorn:

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pitohui

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Tue Mar-29-11 11:45 AM
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2. peeved out poultry and reckless gambling by idiots

there's no "fighting" in the phrase you're thinking of

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Rabrrrrrr

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Tue Mar-29-11 11:47 AM
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3. Taking my throbbing "gom jabbar" to that hot biscuit Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam?

Of course, no matter what anyone says, that's usually what comes to my mind.

"Hot mama, you're about to find out just how human I am!"

Rowr.

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Dr. Strange

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Tue Mar-29-11 12:12 PM
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9. "You will NOT refer to the Reverend Mother as a 'hot biscuit!'"

Edited on Tue Mar-29-11 12:13 PM by Dr. Strange

While Paul registered no response, Jessica's outburst shocked Gurney right down to his trademark Atreides Hawk underoos. Kull Wahad! he thought. Surely this Bene Gesserit knows that we all refer to the Reverend Mother as a biscuit! It was in the Atreides Christmas letter just last year. Perhaps I should warn Duncan, lest he make a remark that moves the Duke's concubine to slay him. 'Cause once he's killed, that's it. He dead forever.
Yes, be sure to warn him, thought Paul.
Wait, you're reading my mind?
No, relax.
Whew!
Although I do know all about your stash of guild navigator porn.
Damn!

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MilesColtrane

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Tue Mar-29-11 01:03 PM
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12. You can't use the Voice on Rabrrrrr.

He learned how to resist it when he chaperoned his little sister to a Bene Gesserit Brownies sleepover.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Tue Mar-29-11 03:20 PM
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18. "Biscuits?" thought Feyd, who was inexplicably in the room. "Why am I here?

Edited on Tue Mar-29-11 04:15 PM by Rabrrrrrr

We were folding space to Geidi Prime from the Emperor's Bowling Planet and now I'm here. Is it Atreides' treachery? Feyd backed up out of view of the the people holding this odd argument. Biscuits? Of course! Feyd realized, That overweight monster Paul is so massive from biscuits and spice gravy, and all that spice ice cream his overly protective mother pushes on him, that he's affecting the gravity lines. But why did the navigators not presciently see this and adjust? Do the Atreides have a secret weapon that even the Guild fears? And where's the bathroom? Swear top God, every time I fold space it folds all my moisture into my loins. And what nice loins they are, aren't they? Yes, they are, my little sweet. Yes they are. He stares pensively for almost a minute. Ewww, I can't believe my uncle nailed that old broad. Gross.

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MiddleFingerMom

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Tue Mar-29-11 11:49 AM
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4. It makes me glad that I've registered mine as a "Conscientious Objectifier". n/t

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Tue Mar-29-11 11:54 AM
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5. What a cock and bull post this is!

:rofl: oh and :spank: on general principle...

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Orrex

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Tue Mar-29-11 12:00 PM
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6. My sophomore year

And thank you for dredging up those memories I'd worked so hard to suppress all these years.

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Tue Mar-29-11 12:01 PM
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7. dude...

Don't you have a "project" to work on here..
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=760647&mesg_id=766281

:rofl:

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Angry Dragon

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Tue Mar-29-11 12:08 PM
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8. Is that something one wears??

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CreekDog

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Tue Mar-29-11 12:35 PM
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10. Right, you ask us because there's no need to ask what comes to your mind

:rofl:

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Dr. Strange

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Tue Mar-29-11 01:02 PM
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11. That's what I tried to explain to the prosecutor!

But, of course, the important thing is I was vindicated. (Mostly.)

Public Service Announcement: Don't hire Orrex as your lawyer. His legal opinions are in the same league as his literary opinions.

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CreekDog

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Tue Mar-29-11 01:11 PM
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13. I wouldn't hire Orrex to be my lawyer

he'd probably try to plea bargain me into the death penalty.

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Tue Mar-29-11 01:29 PM
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14. Thats okay

Edited on Tue Mar-29-11 01:29 PM by TZ

It will be a less painful way to die than the inevitable...When California slides off into the sea just west of Nevada.:P

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nolabear

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Tue Mar-29-11 01:36 PM
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15. Platinum, maybe encrusted with little diamonds.

I hear diamonds are a guy's best friend.

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Taverner

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Tue Mar-29-11 02:02 PM
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16. You're mixing it up with cock-ring fighting

This is where two men, with cockrings, slap each others penises with their penises

Or so I have read

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Iggo

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Tue Mar-29-11 02:16 PM
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17. Something sword-fight something...

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flvegan

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Tue Mar-29-11 04:04 PM
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19. What you get after you win the Cockfighting Super Bowl.

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Bake

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Tue Mar-29-11 06:06 PM
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20. Cock a doodle doob .. what else?

BAke

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Tyrs WolfDaemon

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Tue Mar-29-11 06:16 PM
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21. Ookie Cookie

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