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THUNDER HANDS

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:24 PM
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Wow, I'm Dumb

I just walked into the bathroom, stood there, and walked out.

I actually forgot to pee.

:D

God, I'm glad it's the weekend.

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underpants

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:25 PM
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1. put________down________the_______pipe

:bounce:

Oh that is too funny.

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:26 PM
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2. LOL!!!!

OK, that's pretty funny. I think you need a vacation.

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NewHampster

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:27 PM
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3. Been there

Are your glasses on top of your head?

Ever get in the car, drive a block turn around to go back for something you forgot. Then go in the house and have no idea why you came back??

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damnraddem

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Fri Apr-02-04 01:33 PM
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13. House? What house?

And where did I leave my car?

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Bertha Venation

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Fri Apr-02-04 01:39 PM
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17. OMFG

I LOVE YOUR AVATAR!!
:yourock:

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shekina

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:28 PM
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4. 0_0

wow....didn't expect that when I read this post.

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kimchi

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:29 PM
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5. Isn't it a little early for the bong?

I'm asking you; please don't ask ME...

ahem

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amandae

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:29 PM
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6. LOL!!

I forget things all the time too .... I usually attribute it to having lots of kids, too many demands to remember, too much going on, etc. Basically though, I'm just memory challenged!

:hi:

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:30 PM
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7. You call THAT dumb

I was once walking with Gabriela (2yo daughter) sitting on my shoulders and I actually FORGOT SHE WAS THERE! I went looking around me like crazy and asked wifey with a worried face, "Honey, where's Gabriela?"

You should have seen her face. It didn't help that I was inside of a pharmacy and all of the staff saw that too. :freak:

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Kadie

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:32 PM
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9. LOL

cute story

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:32 PM
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10. ROFL...oh that's funny.

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underpants

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:32 PM
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11. WOw that tops a friend finding a gallon of milk in your cupboard

That happened to me once. I guess I had poured myself a glass of milk the night before (cookies) and left it in the cabinet. Needless to say I had to pour it out.

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damnraddem

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Fri Apr-02-04 01:35 PM
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15. So, at that point, you just claim ...

that it was all a game for Gabby's benefit.

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supernova

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Fri Apr-02-04 12:31 PM
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8. And You're only what.... 23?

Alzheimer's I tells ya! :7

You better get a catheter just to be safe.

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damnraddem

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Fri Apr-02-04 01:37 PM
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16. Who needs a catheter?

My cat lies in front of the heating vent all on her own.

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damnraddem

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Fri Apr-02-04 01:32 PM
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12. Um, actually, it's Friday.

Which is a weekday. Tomorrow it will be weekend. No big deal -- you can always pee tomorrow.

Also, why does your bathroom look like a tree? You're not a dog, are you?

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Bertha Venation

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Fri Apr-02-04 01:35 PM
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14. Don't feel bad; I forgot to wash my hair this morning.

I washed up in the shower, then turned off the water, got out, dried off, and even wrapped up Richard in my wet towel (he loves that) -- THEN realized I'd forgotten to wash my hair.

(And no, Richard did not get the second towel.)

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