How long after dating someone does it take you to cheat on them?

Oh come on, someone had to do it! :D

Of course I found out two months after that. :eyes:

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You can come kick mine...

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It was back in college. Caught her in the act, too.

Literally?

OK - here's the story.

We were in college, and had keys to each other's apartments "just in case". I was working on a project, and figured I'd be tied up all evening. I told her not to expect me. Well, I actually got finished with my project early, and decided to surprise her with some food and my presence.

So, I get to her place, and let myself in. The lights are all dim and I hear sounds coming from the bedroom. She's in there riding some other guy. I just stood there for a minute; sorta paralyzed. They noticed me, and started putting on their clothes. I just turned around, took her key off my key ring, grabbed my food and left.

She tried calling me later and tried to apologize, but I had none of that. I sorta knew the relationship had a chance to end badly, but I wasn't expecting THAT.

:hug:

It's kinda funny now, but I was pissed then. I made my friend take me out and get me ripping drunk. :beer:

sounds like my ex. What a dog..

But I'd still kick her ass for you :evilgrin:

If not then, maybe TxLib's LOL

:evilgrin:

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I'll send you a Laker flag for your car...

Would you like the 3-PEAT one??????


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No way! :P

Yep, that was pretty lame...


guess we should just get a 4-peat then or did he already claim that one too?

I'll let you know in 2006. :7

I just spit out my drink on my desk!

LOL

Is 2006 when you'll start winning championships?!?!

2003, 2004, 2005, 2006. :7

I hope you have paper towels handy.

the Lakers will be winning those years? one of us will be wrong and it won't be me because I am the female and we're NEVER wrong.

Just the Jerry Springer ones - if ya know what I mean :evilgrin:

We've got 1 in a row, and we're winning this year. Because of that, the Lakers are dismantling. Phil's leaving, Kobe's leaving, and Shaq will retire to make Radio Shaq ads full-time. Then we'll just win two more in a row and all's set!

I'm scared :scared:

:P

them are fighting words!!! You're in trouble now.

You wait till Sunday.. Good thing I won't be in Texas this weekend!

where is that finger flipping emoticon when you need it!!!

*poke**taunt**needle*

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:D

I'm sure by now everyone knows you're rude and abusive.

As for me I'm only trying to defend my pure reputation


Have a good evening.. I know you're ready to fly the coup!

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:P Thbbbbbbtttt!!!!!

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But I should've known better. She was a ****ing *****.

O8)

just a kiss or more?

;)

So long as you keep wearing those fine pants, you're mine and I'm yours, pal. ;-)

I don't think I'm gonna let these pants go for awhile. Hey, what's that bulge? :D

Handy when you need to buy a soda, huh?:7

Flattered you would ask, though. :7

I might like that. :spank: :7

I don't have any change. :7