What if, on the 21st, all the animals get raptured instead?

Duer 157099

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Fri May-20-11 01:54 AM
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What if, on the 21st, all the animals get raptured instead?

Of course it would be devastating and I'm not sure a world without animals would be worth living in, but wouldn't that just blow the minds of all the fundies?

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Arugula Latte

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Fri May-20-11 01:59 AM
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1. I am waiting for the second coming of Bastet, the Egyptian cat goddess.

Now that is a deity worth worshipping...I'd plead with her to take me skyward with all the kitties, where I can wait on them all hand and foot day in and day out in heaven, as their humble servant, which, come to think of it, would not be any different than my lot here on Earth.

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patricia92243

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Fri May-20-11 03:53 AM
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2. I would be quite upset if my four-legged baby disappeared. :(

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SnohoDem

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Fri May-20-11 05:35 AM
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3. No more steaks?

No more pork chops?

Hell on Earth.

Makes sense in a way...

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HopeHoops

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Fri May-20-11 07:24 AM
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4. It will just be the dolphins. "So long and thanks for all the fish."

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kentauros

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Fri May-20-11 07:38 AM
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5. Then the plagues of insects

depicted in the bible will seem like a walk in the park compared to what will happen in a world without animals, especially birds and reptiles :scared:

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Lionel Mandrake

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Fri May-20-11 09:44 PM
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9. Without insects, birds, and bats,

most flowering plants would go extinct. We would then have to do without apples, oranges, lemons, tomatoes, and other fruits. Being a vegan would be even less fun than it is now.

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stuntcat

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Fri May-20-11 09:05 AM
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6. they're the ones who deserve Heaven :)

if there was a heaven, I mean.

they definitely deserve it more than some of the humans who think they're going there.

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RebelOne

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Fri May-20-11 02:50 PM
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7. Definitely, because in my eyes they are without sin. n/t

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freshwest

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Fri May-20-11 09:57 PM
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10. Yes, if they're not getting out first, something is wrong.

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Yavin4

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Fri May-20-11 02:53 PM
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8. We'd All Be Vegans

And they can stop with the animal cruelty ads on DU.

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