I am apparently on the fat girl's list for clothing catelogs

How did they know and WHO TF TOLD THEM??????

Just HOW fat are ya'?
:rofl:

Who knows?
Why do I get catalogs for dildos?
Je ne sais pas.
Quien sabe.

Getting dildo catalogs is hip. Fat girl catalogs are another story entirely.

<sigh>

I do not mean to be cruel, ever.
The dildo thing was actually in a Lillian Vernon catalog.
Right along with the elevated toilet seats and the wheeled walkers fo9r us seniors.
Oh, and the VIBRATORS!
For 'soothing'.
:rofl:

that might be cool! :hi:

Glad you're up and about! or about, anyway! Take care & get well soon, MFM!

However, you have a choice whether you want to receive the deforestations: https://www.catalogchoice.org/

I'm getting adverts from funeral homes. Maybe they know something I don't.

A man's face, with his wife's blurry in the background- "I just want cremation."
It says they'll show you how to "only pay $50.00 a month for this pre-paid plan."
(Just toss me overboard, thank you.)

I was going to be dumped off into the Gulf until the BP spill so I've arranged to go into a true communist arrangement instead. Cheap.

and more and more, fat girl clothes are no longer just mumus


and to answer a potential "how fat are ya" I am biggest loser fat

The thing that kills us both - Ain't no fat people modeling in the catalog! Big 'n Talls are kinda the same way for guys.

Roman's uses big girls for parts of their catalogs, too bad I don't like their clothes:crazy:

But they must have to have the clothes remade to fit the models - and it is not a fair representation of how the clothes will look on the person they are intended for.

n/t

I get those stupid catalogs that show some woman with two fried eggs hanging there in an A cup bra, and it pisses me off.

I buy concrete and steel construction with architectural integrity and it sure doesn't look like that A cup made with a strip of lace and two little triangles that skinny bitch is wearing in that catalog.


Just saying.



Laura

:rofl:

The girls are NOT cooperating with the dental floss and spiderwebs thing. Victoria's secret is that once the photoshoot is over she puts on a real one!

"figured it out." Kind of unnerving, though. :)

Somebody had ordered a gift from Lillian Vernon or some such thing and a few days after the gift arrived, so did a catalogue bearing her name. I suggested keeping it as a momento.

:loveya:

They probably figured that I am so goddamned fat I will probably need one.

I am 72 years old, but not in any way disabled or hard of hearing.

at least another 10 years til I get a membership

I want to know who gave them my birth date?

Because I'm one of them.

for anyone. However, I had been so thin all my life, until I hit 55 & menopause, that my self image is really in the toilet. I can't bear the thought of anyone seeing me. Sad but true. Besides, I'm too lazy for a relationship. :P

reasons, PLUS I just made a career change at the wrong time in US history...got my teaching degree Dec 2008, summa cum laude. Such exquisite timing! So now instead of making the $55k I used to make, I substitute teach for poverty level income (less than $18k a year). That does wonders for the ego of someone who is inflating, sagging, wrinkling, and getting all those funny little brown spots everywhere. Sigh. I love my recent entrance into the world of Grandma, but never thought I'd look like one, LOL.

PS: if you hear that I am buying or selling a house, do the OPPOSITE of whatever I'm doing.......because the market will suddenly dive or rocket up, whichever is least to my advantage. My timing has been so horrible all my life, I think that it might be MY fault teachers are being laid off!

Congrats on the new degree, though, that's awesome.

:pals:

I got a flier addressed to me from The Foundry big and tall (aka fat) men's store.

I'm curious as to whether they got my name from recent clothing purchases, (are they selling size information now?) or from what I buy from the grocery store. (Beer and frozen pizza are fundamental to the FDA nutrition pyramid despite what they claim.)

At least you've still got your sense of humor! :)