BREAKING: Brazen gang of young punks ripping off Pizza Hut with fake receipts to get dipping sauce!

Amerigo Vespucci

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Sun May-22-11 08:18 PM
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BREAKING: Brazen gang of young punks ripping off Pizza Hut with fake receipts to get dipping sauce!

IT'S TRUE! Read for yourself!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9695585&mesg_id=9695585

I'm sorry, Zephie...I know you had a bad experience, but that line about the dipping sauce made me bust a gut.

:-)

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taterguy

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Sun May-22-11 08:46 PM
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1. I can't believe I didn't think of that

It's the perfect scam.

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Zephie

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Sun May-22-11 09:33 PM
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2. LOL! It's fine, I can't comprehend the logic myself

I was so baffled by that whole encounter. I mean, I realize times are tough, but that seems like a lot of effort to get marinara sauce. :rofl:

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pacalo

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Sun May-22-11 11:24 PM
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3. The best part of that long rant for me was...(drum rollllll)...

I didn't go (I don't like confrontation)...

:rofl:

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Sun May-22-11 11:41 PM
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4. It was one of the greatest rants I've read on DU in a L-O-N-G time.

A CLASSIC!

:rofl:

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Zephie

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Sun May-22-11 11:51 PM
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5. I'm actually overwhelmingly shy when it comes to standing up for myself

Causes, other people, that I can do but when it comes to my own interests I'm quite the coward.

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pacalo

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Mon May-23-11 12:05 AM
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6. I've gone back for entree items that were missing & I don't think I've ever

had to show a receipt. It's horrible you had to go through all that for dipping sauces!

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petronius

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Mon May-23-11 12:30 AM
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8. Think about it, though - if PH turned a blind eye, punks would be scamming them for

dipping sauce all the time. They'd have to pass the costs on to us, and pretty soon pizza would cost like a thousand dollars or something. It would be madness!

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pacalo

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Mon May-23-11 01:15 AM
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9. But, petronius, what good is a p'zone without the dipping sauce...

Just look at the enjoyment on this face...

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petronius

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Mon May-23-11 03:01 PM
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11. That appears to be the beginning of a happy food-coma

It would be worth scamming the PH clerk for a few extra sauces to get that result (as long as I'm not in charge of the clean-up)... :)

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freshwest

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Mon May-23-11 12:12 AM
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7. Same here, but I think there is a lot more than that.

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HopeHoops

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Mon May-23-11 08:22 AM
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10. You're naughty.

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nolabear

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Mon May-23-11 03:17 PM
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12. Pssst... Hey buddy. Over here.

I got yer marinara, yer ranch, yer blue cheese... Yeah, we got a tasty little racket goin'. I can set you up.

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