Vanity post--The New Bob Boudelang Is Up

and proudly waving in the breeze.....

"Yes, Karen Huge is back to explain how Our Great President is not really an idiot, so stop saying that or she will get you. And unlike femiNazis, she will not complain that she is paid less than the men in the Administration and cannot decide for herself if she gets pregnant. But that is because she focuses on real issues, like why the Constitution should be changed to stop gayo-Americans from marrying before we go to Mars.

I can hardly wait myself.

I bet X-President George the Father Bush can hardly wait either. Just this week he was even crying in public in front of a bunch of rich oil executives because people criticized His Son's wonderful war in Iraq which is going so well except for the killings and the like. For shame, cynics and intellectuals! George the Father and I agree. Why can you not look at the good side of the war?

For example, when those Americans were killed and their bodies were dragged through the street and hung from the bridges while Iraqis danced and cheered, did leftists and moderates gloat over how we would take revenge and kill lots of Iraqis to show them violence is no answer, like normal people would?

No, instead they asked those nambla-panda questions, like always: Who were those Americans that got killed? What were they doing? Why did we go to war with Iraq? Where is the anthrax killer? Where is Osama? What happened to the number two guy we had surrounded last week? What the hell is Blackwater, Inc.?

What is wrong with some people that they want to think before they kill others? Is it the way they were wire at birth, or what? This is no time to think! It is time all loyle Americans join in Bill O. Riley's call for a Final Solution. Let our rallying cry be, "Remember those people whose names we don1t want to know!" "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/04/99.html

Is it just me or is this whole Fallujah thing freaking weird? Fox Noise is busy running the victims down as "candidates for the Darwin award."

http://atrios.blogspot.com/2004_03_28_atrios_archive.html#108096738629259603

And we're supposed to want revenge, but we're not supposed to ask, er, who were those guys, and why were they driving around in an unarmed SUV in a war zone? And if they were guarding a food shipment, how were they doing that unarmed, and what became of that food shipment?

I feel like a Good German Citizen who watched Hitler
and did..... nothing.

When that gasbag O'Reilly is shouting for a "final solution" (o yes he did).

But if you're here, you're at least on the way to doing something....

I see Bob has coined some more phrases.
I am still working in 'Chicken McNubbins.'

There was a guy somebody uncovered who seriously referred to "All ten of the Bills of Rights"--still waiting to work that one in.

You're right, why can't we look on the bright side of war?

Always Look on The Bright Side of Life

Cheer up, Brian.
You know what they say;
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best, hey,
Always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the light side of life,
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse you're lips and whistle,
That's the thing.
And, always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
For life is quite absurd,
An. death's the final word,
You must always face the curtain with a bow,
Forget about your sin,
give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it, it's you last chance of the hour.
So, always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath,
Life's a piece o' shit,
When you look at it,
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go,
Remember that the last laugh is on you.
And, always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
Come on, Brian cheer up,
Always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
Worse things happen at sea, you know,
Always look on the bright side of life,
I mean, what do you have to lose?
You come from nothing,
You go back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the bright side of life.

and I understand they're re-issuing it...

Brian: "You don't need to follow anybody! You're all individuals!"
Massive throng: "Yes! We don't need to follow anybody! We're all individuals!"
Guy in the back: "I'm not."

Says Tyla1951:
Your Articles Are not clever. They are childish, sophomoric and stupid. You need to get a life.

Jeeze, Tyla…you’re so fucking hard up for someone to listen to your opinions, you’re writing to a fictional character. That's the very definition of "needing a life."

Although its only shameless when you do it MrBenchley!