Two Canadian bears..........

Two bears were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Bear, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Bear.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down near the parking lot by the Parliament Buildings.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I hide under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Bear, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.

stole it and put it on facebook. :D

Some have tried to do that with what I have posted.
I know saying such things is to try to get me off balance, and angry.

I am well balanced, and know that such attempts not done for the proper correction of beer and travel money that is due to me, will lead to much loss for those that do such things.

Note I post the original sources, so do not have that effect to worry about. And if the sources are changed, anyone can look up the original versions, since the location of information ideas built from is noted.

In the case where some try to steal from what I post, they do not include that I made the comments, making them guilty of a minimum of plagiarism, and more importantly, in contempt for not correcting the beer and travel money that is due. Side note, there are some usages that are allowed for a period of time by it helping many people, however that is in some cases allowing that to occur until a time when a correction for said action is enacted.

I am due beer and travel money and many experiences, and that will be sent.

I like that

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