Texans, come, crash at my pad. Smoke a doob, burn a bible, and watch Bill Hicks.

Taverner

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Thu Jun-16-11 10:17 PM
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Texans, come, crash at my pad. Smoke a doob, burn a bible, and watch Bill Hicks.

I *get* it

You guys have Rick Perry as a governor - someone so bad that he made George W Bush look like a good governor.

This shitstain thinks he's a prophet.

You guys and gals could use the break from his nonsense.

Love,

Taverner

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ScreamingMeemie

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Thu Jun-16-11 11:51 PM
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1. I'm kind of happy with my liberal Houston mayor... but thanks for the

Edited on Thu Jun-16-11 11:52 PM by ScreamingMeemie

offer! Texas has some very awesome progressives in high positions. We'll be fine now that the Bushes are out. I'd rather live here than the recently red MI where I spent most of my years, although my heart will always belong to WI.

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Taverner

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Thu Jun-16-11 11:57 PM
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2. Yes but you still have Rick Perry as governor

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, let alone a fellow progressive

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Jun-17-11 12:07 AM
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3. Sorry, but I'll take my mayor over every other mayor of a large city.

Edited on Fri Jun-17-11 12:07 AM by ScreamingMeemie

She's done an awesome job and is the first openly lesbian mayor. I'm thinking that's a win. I've got two brothers who live in CA, and, no offense, but I think I'll stay here and just visit them. Realize, for once and for all, that Texas is a large state moving slowly toward purple...and then on to blue.

And... Perry who? He's in Austin. This is Houston.

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-17-11 12:45 AM
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4. Bring her over too! I'm sure she'd be up for a toke

Edited on Fri Jun-17-11 12:45 AM by Taverner

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Jun-17-11 12:57 AM
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5. We'll stay here I think!

Edited on Fri Jun-17-11 12:59 AM by ScreamingMeemie

:hi: I like my state just a little bit more than yours. :) Really incredible things are happening here for Democrats. Next up- bashing down the stereotyping of all of Texas right here on DU. :bounce:

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-17-11 01:04 AM
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6. I'm not bashing Texas - just Rick Perry

You see, I hate him with a passion

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Jun-17-11 01:10 AM
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7. You see, Rick Perry is not all of Texas...so there's no need for us

Edited on Fri Jun-17-11 01:13 AM by ScreamingMeemie

to leave to smoke a joint in another state. I hate MI's governor, but I don't think the residents of that great state need to leave. I abhor WI's and that state is the beautiful place where most of my family lives. There are things about California that I can't stand, your recently departed governor and Prop 8 being two of them. See? Most states have their warts. As a side note, the biggest "Christian" hater I ever met was a native Californian...my brother invited him to his wedding and we were stuck listening to his "judgements".

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LanternWaste

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Fri Jun-17-11 07:15 AM
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9. I'll take the Bar-B-Q and Tex-Mex in Texas over that of anywhere else.

Edited on Fri Jun-17-11 07:15 AM by LanternWaste

The biggest drag living here is are the summers (and one just began too. Sigh). Other than that, its political differences from the country's average is merely in degrees.

And of course, I'll take the Bar-B-Q and Tex-Mex in Texas over that of anywhere else. : :P

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-17-11 09:49 AM
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12. So...you're mad at me for offering a doob...

Just so that's clear

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Jun-17-11 09:55 AM
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16. No. I'm just pointing out that Rick Perry is not all of Texas... neither are

bibles etal. :shrug:

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-17-11 10:03 AM
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17. Did I say they were?

No - I offer my abode as a place to crash when not wanting to be under Perry's ever watchful eye

And you attack me for it

:shrug:

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Jun-17-11 10:29 AM
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19. I "attacked" you?

No, I pointed out there was no need... I guess, next time, I'll release the hounds. :shrug:

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-17-11 01:54 PM
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22. Have a bong hit, turn up the Bill Hicks or Willie, and chill man....

:smoke:

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ScreamingMeemie

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Fri Jun-17-11 02:03 PM
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25. No thanks! But have fun!

Come visit Texas sometime. But wait til the freaking drought is over. :)

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-17-11 02:05 PM
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26. I like Houston weather, believe it or not

Nothing like swamp-sticky-icky

Then again, NOLA has that too.

I like that drive from Houston >> NOLA too

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hobbit709

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Fri Jun-17-11 05:52 AM
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8. Not everyone in TX thinks Goodhair is wonderful.

http://juanitajean.com/2011/06/14/no-no-wait-he-meant-profit-not-prophet/

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-17-11 09:50 AM
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14. My guess is with 30% approval ratings, almost no one likes him

And he gets stupider, crazier and more deluded with every month in office

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hobbit709

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Fri Jun-17-11 11:33 AM
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20. Juanita says he's GWB without the intelligence and wit.

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-17-11 01:55 PM
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23. At least GWB never wanted to secede, or make Christianity the state religion

At least in public...

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HopeHoops

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Fri Jun-17-11 08:28 AM
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10. I've got Tom "FRACK AWAY" Corbett here in PA - can I come too?

I'll have to pass on the doob, though. I quit that over 20 years ago. Besides, if it shows up in my blood my GP won't give me anymore oxycodone. That would be bad.

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-17-11 09:49 AM
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13. But of course!

Just don't fill your bottle up with tap water before the trip!

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hamsterjill

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Fri Jun-17-11 09:22 AM
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11. Thanks for the invite!

Perry's an asswipe, and yes, sometimes we do need a break from the battle. But we've got to stay down here to continue the fight. One of these days, I'm going to have "my" Texas back. Turn Texas Blue!!!

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-17-11 09:51 AM
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15. You see, this is what I would expect

I still don't understand why I get jumped on by others for trying to sympathize

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Rambis

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Fri Jun-17-11 10:24 AM
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18. We're about to burn one man are you with us?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0Y89lwvB6HU/TZpC6w1C6PI/AAAAAAAAAC4/-SPDePX1GeU/s1600/dazed+and+confused.jpg

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Initech

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Fri Jun-17-11 11:51 AM
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21. I'm not from Texas but that sounds like a good plan.

:smoke:

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Bucky

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Fri Jun-17-11 02:00 PM
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24. You had me until you got to Bill Hicks.

The "I hate everything" shtick gets a little old after a while. Frankly, I haven't heard a genuinely new joke from him in years.

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Taverner

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Fri Jun-17-11 02:06 PM
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27. Willie OK then?

I love Bill Hicks, but if it ain't your thing it ain't your thing

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Bucky

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Fri Jun-17-11 02:07 PM
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28. Ha! Got Willie on right now. "Stardust Memories". Best cool down album ever.

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