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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 11:46 AM Original message |
Tell me a joke |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
1. A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 12:26 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Why don't blind people go skydiving? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
2. Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 12:28 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. What bird represents courage and bravery? |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 12:30 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Speaking of which, |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 12:33 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. ewwwwwwww |
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HERVEPA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 08:55 PM Response to Reply #2 |
36. Why couldn't the Dairy Queen get pregnant |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
7. IBTL |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
8. A man and woman meet in a Marriage Counselor's reception area. After a brief chat, |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 12:41 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Two snowmen are standing in a field... |
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JonLP24 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:13 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Oh god |
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Raffi Ella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 02:57 PM Response to Original message |
10. hahahaaaaa. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:04 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. A man meets a hooker in a bar. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:17 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. A retired gentlemen went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:22 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel hanging from his penis |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:28 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 04:00 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 04:10 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Three guys drinking in a pub after work. First guy says he thinks his wife is having an affair with |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
15. Let's do this thing. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:28 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. A man wakes up with the worst hangover he's ever had. |
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charlie and algernon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
16. A guy had his 80th birthday the other day |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:32 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. Three pregnant ladies are sitting around talking, and the 1st pregnant lady says |
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Ninjaneer (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
17. Towel |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:36 PM Response to Reply #17 |
22. Three mice are sitting in a bar, drinking whiskey and talking about how tough they are. |
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Ninjaneer (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-30-11 09:20 AM Response to Reply #22 |
46. LOL hahaha |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 07:00 PM Response to Reply #17 |
33. This is my new favorite joke. n/t |
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Ninjaneer (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-30-11 09:19 AM Response to Reply #33 |
45. hahaha glad you like it. it has been my fav for a long time. n/t |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
20. A new Army officer took command of a post in Afghanistan |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:42 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. On their wedding night, the bride tells the groom that she's still a virgin. |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 08:45 PM Response to Reply #23 |
35. Sorry, I don't get it. n/t |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 11:13 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. I believe licking in involved |
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dimbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-30-11 02:11 AM Response to Reply #35 |
43. Lemme splains. |
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JonLP24 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 03:51 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. Interesting joke |
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Electric Monk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
27. A male fly notices a rather attractive female fly lounging on a pile of cow manure. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 04:46 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. A blond, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar |
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Electric Monk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 06:16 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
30. 22 acrobats, forming a human pyramid, walk into a bar. |
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some guy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 07:09 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. the topmost was over twenty-one. |
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SPQR (315 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
31. Two blondes walk into a building. |
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Electric Monk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
32. A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
37. read my sigline |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
39. Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? |
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msu2ba (231 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
40. Restaurant |
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JonLP24 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-29-11 11:51 PM Response to Original message |
41. OK - I needed help |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-30-11 12:59 AM Response to Original message |
42. My turn... |
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nomorenomore08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-30-11 06:29 AM Response to Original message |
44. You're awful horrible people, all of you... |
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Ninjaneer (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-30-11 09:25 AM Response to Original message |
47. This thread is priceless. Thanks for starting it. n/t |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-30-11 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
48. Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-30-11 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
49. John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says... Why the long face? |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-30-11 09:45 AM Response to Original message |
50. Sorry I haven't been in touch, |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-30-11 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
51. Only the punch line: That dog would BITE YOU!!!!! |
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-30-11 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
52. Here goes.... |
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