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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-11 03:51 PM
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Mom Tries to Sell Baby at Taco Bell
I mean, really, guys, we know you're taking a lot of flak for only having 36% meat in your, uh, whatever it is, but babies?! Aren't they kind of fatty? :evilgrin:

http://current.com/community/93348434_mom-tries-to-sell-500-baby-at-taco-bell.htm

A mom of a 3-day-old baby tried to sell her newborn to a customer at a Taco Bell restaurant in Washington state. According to Clark County, police isaid the women approached a lady dining in a Taco Bell and offered her the infant for $500. Heidi Lynn Gasaway, 35, aka, Heidi Lynn Knowles, handed the child to the women, but the women refused and called 911.

Deputies responding to the call, tracked down Heidi Lynn Knowles in a nearby motel, where they arrested her the Seattle Times reported. However, not for trying to sell the baby but for outstanding warrants for drug paraphernalia, skipping bail and theft. Knowles was placed in the county jail, and bail was set at $50,000. The baby was placed into protective custody.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-11 04:43 PM
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1. Ma'am, I'm sorry, the Zesty Chicken Border Bowl has been discontinued.
We can't make it for you no matter what you offer.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 07:46 AM
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2. Baby meat HAS to be more nutritious than whatever that crap is they shovel into stale tortillas.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 09:25 AM
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3. Hah! you can get kids for $5 at the movies, adults $10.
Freaking price scalper.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 10:01 AM
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4. Would you like a baby to go with that extra big-ass taco?
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bookworm65t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 11:29 AM
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5. he's not a burrito!
she wrapped him in a swaddling tortilla and laid him on a tray (with soft drink and a bag of Doritos)

Sorry about that. First thing to come to mind.

:evilgrin:
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 11:49 AM
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6. Where Are All of the Right To Lifers Willing To Help This Woman and Her Baby?
Where?
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 12:08 PM
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7. That makes me SICK!!!
Why would you sell a baby at Taco Bell when Taco Bueno is SOOO much better???
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 12:24 PM
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8. Baby: The other-other white meat.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 04:06 PM
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9. Should have tried Arby's - they pay better.
mikey_the_rat
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 06:26 PM
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10. Could be worse
She could've tried selling the baby at an Olive Garden to a breast-feeding mother.

Wait, maybe that would've been better?
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pscot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 06:59 PM
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11. It's not nice to make fun
of the mentally ill.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 07:01 PM
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12. They only put rats and dogs in their foods. Babies are too expensive a meat.
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-11 07:03 PM
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13. hey, you want my baby, her name is Gordita!
:rofl:
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