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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 08:43 PM
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M&M's now melt in your hand, WTF?
I first had this happen in Florida back in May and figured it was just the humidity. The problem is they keep melting in my hand even in the A/C. Melt in your mouth not in your hand, did that vanish?

Don't get me started on how nasty the new Oreo's taste.
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-11 11:27 PM
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1. oreo must have stopped using lard aagain
every time they try the public rejects
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 07:35 AM
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4. The folks were over for dinner last month and my mother started bitching about the taste
of the Oreo. The wife and I just started laughing because we had just tossed the last pack of Oreo's. That is all we could figure, they took out the lard.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 04:38 AM
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2. !!!!
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i wasn't as interested in this thread after I found out it didn't say M-F-M.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 07:26 AM
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3. And just WHO had that hand that MFM melted in?
:evilgrin:

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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:21 AM
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5. In this heat, hell, EVERYTHING melts.
Temp forecast is 99 today in the 'Ville. God only knows what the heat index will be.

Bake
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 11:16 AM
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6. Excuses/excuses. Juat man up, get some Viagra and then, well...you know... man up. n/t
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 12:33 PM
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8. Nah, it's too damn hot.
I'll just sit here and sip something cool ... thanks all the same.

Glad you're back!!!!!

:hi:

Bake
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 11:25 AM
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7. This is for you, Sarcasmo!
The Young Princess

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful
daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything
the princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood,
plastic-anything she touched would melt!

Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He
consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the
king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in
her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any
man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would
marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes
took up the challenge.

The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas,
once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away
sadly.

The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is
the hardest substance in the world and will not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand
in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was
told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it
in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed.

Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived
happily ever after.

Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer.)










They were M&M's, of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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