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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-11 05:29 PM
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Scary infomercial
Edited on Mon Aug-01-11 05:33 PM by ashling
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-11 06:41 PM
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1. capitalism at its finest.
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tabbycat31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-11 09:15 PM
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2. coming soon to a $1 store near you
Seriously I want to know who would buy that thing.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-11 09:28 PM
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3. The Japanese are into this shit
They have a gizmo that takes 1/2 a hotdog and turns it into an "octopus". Very popular in Bento lunches.

Now, while you're eating Mr. Happy Hotdog Man, consider that he's increasing your chances of colo-rectal cancer by 20%...
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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-11 10:13 PM
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4. the narrator sounds a lot like
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safeinOhio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 04:27 AM
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5. Keep it out of the hands of Lorena Bobbitt.
ouch.
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CrawlingChaos Donating Member (583 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 05:22 AM
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6. so you take your happy hot dog man...
and make the devil vomit ketchup on him, in addition to a lesser demon defiling him with yellow mustard snot? I guess they thought the happy hot dog man was a little too cheerful and included a way to wipe that smile off his face. :shrug:
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