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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 04:27 PM
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If you were a member of Super Congress, what would be your super power?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 04:28 PM
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1. The Power of Knowledge
I would know any and every fact that didn't actually help me in accomplishing my job.

That's pretty much the superpower I already have.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 04:29 PM
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2. That sounds like our current Congress
:rofl::hi:
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 04:43 PM
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3. A fist like Hellboy's
fer smashin T-baggers.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 04:46 PM
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4. Scanner.


And XRay vision.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 04:47 PM
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5. A massive bullshit detector...
that would go ringing extremely loud alarms and flash the name of the person speaking bullshit
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 04:54 PM
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6. Don't point that thing at me.
:hide:
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 05:19 PM
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7. Just gimme my cape!
I have all the super powers I need.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 06:25 PM
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8. To make Boner's orange run like cheap mascara in the rain.
:P
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 06:29 PM
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9. To repeal the power of the super congress.
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Throd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 06:37 PM
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10. To render politicians incapable of lying.
I would do this by shooting lasers from my eyes for dramatic effect.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 06:51 PM
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11. Flying Bush and Cheney to The Hague.
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Kaleva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-11 07:12 PM
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12. My fridge would never run out of beer. It's beer fridge man!
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-11 12:51 PM
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13. I'd wanna get in on their super vacation powers. Mmmm, vacation...
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