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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-11 10:44 PM
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MiddleFingerMom explains the universal near-death experience. n/t
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-11 10:49 PM
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1. Yep.
That is what I think also.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-11 11:11 PM
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2. That is a nice thought.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-11 11:11 PM
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3. Heh, heh...
He said vagina. Heh, heh.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-11 07:52 AM
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4. Or, it could just be a pre-natal exam.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-11 09:03 AM
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5. Reminds me of a story....
As soon as the newborn is safely out of the womb, he looks around. The first person he sees is the Doctor. "Are you my Daddy?" he asks. "No," replies the Doctor. "I'm just the man who helped you get here."

Soon, the baby spies the anesthesiologist. "Are you my Daddy?" "No," he replies. "I just helped your mommy feel better while you were coming along."

The baby looks around and his gaze falls on the only other man in the room. "Are YOU my daddy?" The man smiles proudly at the baby and says, "Yes, son. I'm you're daddy."

The baby immediately starts jabbing him rapidly in the forehead with his finger.

"How's it feel, %$#@head?"
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solara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-11 10:04 AM
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6. Makes sense to me
:evilgrin:
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-11 10:21 AM
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7. I hope not. I was hoping for a little rest between this life and
the next. Actually, a long one, before I'd be ready to face all the crap in this world again.
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