The greatest key for success is sincerity...

MrScorpio

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Thu Aug-25-11 08:47 AM
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The greatest key for success is sincerity...

If you can fake that you've got it made.

The best way to live a happy life is to live in a constant state of self-delusion.

If you have to choose between food and sex, always choose sex first. You just may get a free meal out of it afterwards.

If you fail to dazzle them with brilliance, simply distract the with shiny objects.

Never interrupt an opponent when they're about to deliver their own ass to you on a silver platter.

If at first you don't succeed, find the most convenient scapegoat to blame for your own failure.

Just some of my tasty thoughts for you all to nibble on.

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